weirdest sex positions

A black individual sucking a man off with a reach around from a spider monkey

Man those weirdest sex positions was wild last night

by Mr hands 2 October 25, 2022

sex death positioning scale

An arbitrary way of 'scoring' your life and determining whether you are enjoying a good time or in a 'trough.'

Nominally, death may correspond to -10 where 0 or below indicates psychological distress. A score below -10 is possible if you are so suicidal you havent got the energy to go through with the act. (DONT DO IT CALL THE SAMARITANS!)

A score of 25 indicates sex, with 35 mindblowingly good sex.

How are you?

I'm 17 on the sex death positioning scale!

by mids99 September 13, 2009

Sexposition

Spicing up your boring exposition scene with gratuitous sex and/or nudity.

Game of Thrones: Littlefinger gives a long soliloquy while two prostitutes practice their trade in the background, thus, sexposition.

by Dr. Gojira June 20, 2011

Sexposition

A method of explaining the plot, usually used in Game of Thrones, in which characters or people spout exposition and explain what is going on in the story while engaging in sexual activities

Sexposition is like watching exposition commentary mixed with porn

by Dynasty98 April 24, 2015

Sexposition

The exposition that comes before the sex in a pornographic feature.

"The sexposition in Lemon Stealing Whore was so hilarious it became a meme"
"The sexposition was so much more interesting than the actual sex!"

by CaramelFuck October 15, 2018