by italianmafia November 4, 2004
Get the sexita mug.Fanfictions where Snape is Harry's father. However unlike Severitus, you create the plot idea yourself.
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by Inoue Ayumi December 7, 2009
Get the sevitus mug.v - To do something while you're drunk that you'll later regret. Not necessarily sexually, but that's usually the case!
noun form - Secitition.
noun form - Secitition.
by Chris Valente July 16, 2008
Get the Secit mug.Also known as wheat meat or faux beef, seitan is prepared wheat gluten. It has a meaty, chewy texture, and thus is often used as a substitute for chicken or beef in vegetarian dishes.
Seitan is a fat-free, cholesterol-free, animal-free source of protein, and is available in most natural food stores and some of the better supermarkets.
Seitan is a fat-free, cholesterol-free, animal-free source of protein, and is available in most natural food stores and some of the better supermarkets.
by jaybie September 4, 2004
Get the seitan mug.Plan to escape or extract one's self from an uncomfortable, boring, or otherwise unpleasant situation by means of bootie call, premediated date, prostitute, or other means of generally available/easily arranged coitus. Etymology of term derived from business term "exit strategy" making this term especially popular with venture capitalists, attorneys, yuppies, and anyone else who abuses business jargon.
Phew, that meet and great was so boring - luckily I leveraged my executive admin, Courtney as a sexit strategy so I could divest myself from a particularly non-value add situation, and move forward with a hostile takeover of her cooter.
by derbyroller October 12, 2010
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