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Selfuction

Someone going out of their way to Fuc their own life up
Brunswick must be suffering from a severe case of selfuction, he seems to search the entire country for a way to destroy his own life! Man, I hope he gets help from a Doctor real soon.
by Country 4Real October 13, 2016
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e-straction

Any type of electronic distraction that occurs while you should be paying attention to something. High risk e-stractions occur while driving, and include text mesaging, cell phone usage, and viewing DVD's.
You wouldn't have T-boned that car if it wasn't for your text mesaging e-straction.
by drooster January 31, 2007
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seductionist

a man that is good at setting up one night stands, but not long term relationships.
"That seductionist over there likes to fuck a chick for one night and then move on."
by Will June 4, 2004
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seduction

The way of which Ben James' package dangles, making all girls wet, and all men hard.
"Shit, that guy's seduction has turned me into a quivering whore for a jab from his pork-sword!"
by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 16, 2003
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homosexual seduction

when a gay person goes up to a straight person and starts party boying them and the straight person totally isn't into it
Dude #1: So this guy just came up to me right and he starts partyboying me and i just walk away and im like dude stop shaking ur junk this way im not into that

Friend of Dude #1:and thats what we call homosexual seduction
by LordFliesAlot June 15, 2008
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Seductionist

A man that gets off from the butterflies in the stomach, heart fluttering, and shortness of breath that happen when a woman is properly seduced. A man with a confident and smooth voice, picks up women constantly, and debonair.
That guy has girls falling all over themselves wanting to be with him! Damn, Seductionist.
by Jsrout February 28, 2009
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tealgreen cream cheese hot tub of seduction

its amazing. gosh.

hubs rides this mofo. hubs rides this mofo. hubs rides this mofo. hubs rides this mofo. hubs rides this mofo. he rides it like a cowboy would....

in the desert.
get me a tealgreen cream cheese hot tub of seduction-poopy pop. make it made of wonder and magic and ye shall recieve ten gold pieces filled with chocolate vadge
by yanwoo July 5, 2004
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