Serve the Onion 

To place a fruit or vegetable (usually an Onion) in someones asshole. Either for sexual fetish or for the storage of food so it does not go bad.

Linda:Aw man the onion is going to rot :/
Joe:Bend over I will Serve the Onion
Linda:Yes please daddy

Serve the Onion by Buckets of vagina slime April 17, 2017

Serve Pepper 

To give a pleasurable, twist-like handjob.

“You know Alice, by any chance?”
“Oh yeah! She knows how to “serve pepper!”

Serve Pepper by Eddy1794 January 31, 2023

Serve me sum!

Serve me sum is a slang defining I'll have some or I'll take part in

Person 1: You wanna join our club?
Person 2: Serve me sum!

Serve me sum! by Weaponism July 5, 2024

Serve others 

I'm not going to serve others you piece of shit. That is actually whatakes you a piece of shit in the first place. That you require service.

Hym "Yeah, no I'm not doing that. I'm not going to serve others while you deny me the credit I deserve and steal my shit for yourself. HARM on the other hand..."

Serve others by Hym Iam December 12, 2024

brown and serve 

Another term for ass-to-mouth sex. The penis is brown from anal sex and then is presented (served) to the partner's mouth.

I gave Devon the Brown and serve yesterday

brown and serve by Joey Paisan January 5, 2008

Self Serve Blumpkin 

Similar to a Blumpkin except there is no second party involved. The self serve consists of jerking off while taking a dump. The self serve happens much more regularly because you do not have convince a slore to blow you when taking a crap.

Mike muth was on the prowl for a blumpkin but wasn't coming up with a suitable candidate, therefore he had to resort to the classic self serve blumpkin.

Self Serve Blumpkin by Baller26 May 21, 2008

Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake 

A line from American Pie: The Wedding. It basically means "holy shit, I didn't expect this..."

Steve Stiffler: Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake!

Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake by Lemon Duck February 19, 2009