ass serpent

1) One who takes pleasure in male on male anal intercourse.

2) A gay man who inserts his penis into another man's rectum.

See also: snake dangler

Any man who wears an elephant thong is definately a little ass serpent.

by Johnny face March 10, 2008

serpent tongue

1.) a very high-pitched voice mimicking a serpent's hiss.
2.) a modern mystifier that can manipulate someones thoughts.
3.) a modern-day vampire.
4.) roni saet.

" that guy from cast of shadows is a real serpent tongue! "

" i was serpent tounged when he creeps. "

by jared nicolai February 5, 2009

Slurpin' the Serpent

When your woman dribbles saliva on your cock and slups it off while she gives you head.

My roommate walked in to find Suzy slurpin' the serpent.

by Kade Johnson April 26, 2006

civil serpent

Malapropism for CIVIL SERVANT.

That bureaucrat is a civil serpent.

by but for September 22, 2018

Ground Serpent

If you go to The Bronze Snake Newtown, ask for the "Ground Serpent"

Be prepared.

Curious Boy; "I'm here to see the Ground Serpent. Is this the right place?"
Serena; "Come this way"
(Leads Curious Boy out back)

by B Newton September 26, 2018

Sea Serpent

A stool that protrudes from the water ala Loch Ness

He left a sea serpent in the toilet.

by sd louder January 9, 2020

Serpent Piss

A blockage at the front section of the Uretha which causes the stream or urine to spray out as two hot streams, usually at reflective angles like the fork of a serpents tongue causing mayhem, mess and misery.

Sorry I took a while, had a serpent piss and had to clean up. Please, continue.

by AC44 March 2, 2021