Wank and seek

You get a group of friends to come around to your house, you then choose the seeker, who will count to 50 while the rest of the group of friends find hiding places within the house.
After the seeker has done counting he/she has to shout "ready or not here I come" once these words are spoken the hiders commence wanking. The seeker then searchs for said wankers, and has to find them before they ejaculate

Phil: "where is simon?"

Simons mum: "sorry were abit busy playing wank and seek, I think he is hiding in the closet as it smells of sex wee in there!"

by phild12345 October 16, 2009

Pussy Seeking Missile

1. Noun. A Pussy Seeking Missile (PSM for short) is any man who, upon achieving moderate-to-high levels of intoxication, will hound several women for an entire evening with the intent of not stopping until he's gone home with one of them.

2. Noun. One who seeks pussy with Missle-like precision.

Sean talked to four different girls all night, and finally wound up going home with Liz. That guy is a pussy seeking missile when he's drunk!

by Matt Heston March 23, 2008

Seeking Sea King

The hat worn by the infamous PolarRyan, this hat is his only personality.

As of now, this hat has one reseller. It was first introduced in the Sea King Rumble Arc.

This hat is fucking hideous lmao.

PolarRyan: I really love my Seeking Sea King!

by ii_voidss October 2, 2021

BP hide-n-seek

When 75% of something mysteriously disappears.

Jill's lemonade is playing BP hide-n-seek! My guess is that roughly 25% has absorbed into the cup, 10% has killed the surrounding wild life, and the remaining 40% has ruined the tourism economy.

by D-Feld August 6, 2010

Seren

Seren is a pretty smart kind person who is not afraid to speak her mind and is not afraid to slap someone if they need it seren sticks up for her friends if she needs to but lies a lot to get out of trouble

If you have a seren keep them close you might need her

by GeekGirl0705 August 28, 2019

If You Seek Amy

'Un'abbreviation for F.U.C.K Me. It's the name of a song by Britney Spears and it has the same meaning for very informal 'f*ck me'.

I know I'm a star and everybody wants to if you seek Amy!

by Nangerous March 24, 2009

SeekingMillionaire

If I was rich and worthy I wouldn't use a dating site. If I was beautiful and charming I wouldn't use a dating site. I can only assume there's a huge unclaimed pool of clueless rich twats and foxy bitches out there, and that the rich twats are clueless enough to want to marry one of the other set despite there being nothing but cosmetic legal or social cred attached to marriage.

I found my husband on SeekingMillionaire, and I divorced him six months later. Mission accomplished.

by Lord Grimcock November 23, 2007