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Jane Segismundo

The walking definition of an asshole in real life. Because her face is an ass and her mouth is a hole. So she's literally a walking asshole.
No one's a bigger asshole than Jane Segismundo
by Evilisallthingsyou June 17, 2022
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semi-friend

Semi-friends are guys that you meet on a regular basis, because you share the same group of people. For instance, the people you met after you joined a sports-club or a fraternity could be your semi-friends. The reason why you meet these people is often different from just hanging out together. a semi-friendship might also be called an arranged friendship.
Friso is one of my semi-friends. We sometimes meet in a bar, but he didn't invite me to his house-warming BBQ.
by Villa Virorum August 14, 2006
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semisocialize

To attend a large gathering of people where mingling with strangers is encouraged (e.g., a party or bar) but converse only with the small handful of people one arrived with.
"Those parties are bullshit for meeting people. Everyone just shows up and semisocializes in their own little cliques."

"The guy throwing that party might be douchey, but let's go anyway. We can drink his booze and semisocialize."
by maxkeepsitreal1 June 12, 2008
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Semistraight

Bob why are you semistraight, just call your self bisexual you fucking moron.
by British frog July 21, 2020
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Semi-bisexual

A person who is only attracted to one gender. A straight person who wants to feel included in the LGBTQ+ community.

You are straight. You fucking moron.
Barney: “What is you sexuality Jason?”

Jason: “I’m semi-bisexual!”

Barney: “you are straight. You icel.”
by Honeyc14 August 13, 2020
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Semi-Chub

A boner in an early stage of development. It is no longer flacid, but not quite erect yet.
Dude "Hey Ben did you see Lupitas ass during swimming today" Ben "Hell yeah, she gave me a little bit of semi-chub"
by Martin slasher07 December 17, 2011
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semester friend

A person who is in your class who only associates with you in order to be more familiarized with the course and assignments.
Mandy invites Billy to her birthday party after finals but Billy declines due to the fact that classes are no longer in session.

Mandy sees Billy on campus next term. Billy walks by not acknowledging her hello. Billy was a semester friend.
by Christopher Schroeder December 12, 2008
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