semail

Sexting, except over email. Commonly used by teenagers when their phones are broken. Also used by middle aged people who don't know how to use phones.

Boy: "hey gurl you wanna sext?"
Girl: "my phone brokee :("
Boy: "its cool we can semail instead"
Girl: "kk" *takes naked pictures and sends them*
Boy: *FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP*

by Agent Snyder May 20, 2011

Sematary

greasy chainsmoker with W hair. his music goes fucking hard, haughhhh. true religion everything and american flags everywhere. also guns, knives, baseball bats, and box cutters. we dont dial 911.

-you listen to sematary?
-aughhhhhh

by ikuluvmefym March 24, 2023

seMIA

Being slightly but not completely missing out on things/events.

I only see Joe once a month... He's seMIA!

by anders187 January 12, 2011

sematary

greasy white guy who makes edgy music, part of haunted mound

sematary: haughhhhh

me: shut the fuck up

by TakenHandle867 April 30, 2023

sematary

Founder of Haunted Mound, Adult Film Director, Worst Artist Ever, and Prostitute.

sematary grave man hackledown on em.

by oinklonki0u79 October 6, 2021

Semaías

One of the sweetest Brazilians out there. He’ll always have your back and will continually be the greatest friend ever.

Semaías is the kindest soul.

by Jm82619 October 18, 2019

Semia

Semia is a beautiful person, she is kind and she know how to make laugh. She is generous. You must be pround to know a Semia. She is generous too in other things🥵 you understand. She is always smiling

Semia is beautiful

by babygirl356 January 29, 2020