SCEMOSEXUAL

being bisexual, scene and emo all at the same time.

oh my god look at all the scemosexuals.
like me

by tribilliee January 2, 2008

schemin'

the act of planning or plotting; devising in an overt or covert manner

stop schemin' and lookin' hard

by veeman January 6, 2003

Scwexting

Being sick whilst crying whilst wanking whilst texting.

Chris cannot stop scwexting over Kate. It's getting messy.

by rantallen June 2, 2011

scheme rat

Someone in the uk who lives in a council housing scheme, these people are usually jobless and have countless children. They spend most of there day watching Jeremy Kyle or walking to the shops for cheap cider and lager usually wearing pyjamas and fake ugg boots.

I met a girl on Saturday night but I have been deliberately missing her calls because she's nothing but a scheme rat.

That scumbag Stevie is nothing but a scheme rat he spends his days drinking cider and smoking weed

by Djc2508 January 23, 2014

SCWM

A straight cis white male (Skwimm)

Gina: Who invited all these softball dads to the party?
Al: Yeah, there sure are a lot of SCWMs here.

by HunkStudmann August 14, 2019

Scrempt

Past tense of to scream.

"Chevonne went on the Scream Machine and she didn't scrempt once!"

"I scrempt so hard when I saw that Bernie meme"

by Ellebeeque February 20, 2021

Schembo

A person who calls everyone a loser but really is himself, someone who if overweight and thinks his shit doesn't stink.

"Bro your a loser"

"Shut up your a schembo"

by Foxxyschembo August 24, 2022