A term for a birdwatcher who regularly fabricates sightings of (usually rare) birds, or purposefully misidentifies common species as rare ones (often for attention).
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Pronounced "Scrinjee" a cross between Scroungy, Scruffy and Dingy and Cringe.
Means any thing, place, person etc that is raggardy arse, filthy, crappy and generally shabby.
Also an effective term to describe Pete Doherty, King of Scringe...
Other variations include; Scringe, Scringyness, Scringily, Scringiest
Means any thing, place, person etc that is raggardy arse, filthy, crappy and generally shabby.
Also an effective term to describe Pete Doherty, King of Scringe...
Other variations include; Scringe, Scringyness, Scringily, Scringiest
"look at this food, man that cabbage bit looks scringy"
"look at that stray dog, aw he's so scringy looking!"
"eew that soap scum in your shower is pretty scringy dude"
"Oscar the grouch is so Scringy, his garbage can is even more Scringy"
"why have you been wearing that same sock for 3 weeks, thats scringy bro, I bet that sock is real scringy by now"
"wow look there goes Pete Scringe Doherty, everything he does is so scringy"
"look at that stray dog, aw he's so scringy looking!"
"eew that soap scum in your shower is pretty scringy dude"
"Oscar the grouch is so Scringy, his garbage can is even more Scringy"
"why have you been wearing that same sock for 3 weeks, thats scringy bro, I bet that sock is real scringy by now"
"wow look there goes Pete Scringe Doherty, everything he does is so scringy"
by GeezerJones August 28, 2009
Get the Scringy mug.(1) an exclamation or reaction of inarticulate despair, preferably with a good dose of being overfamiliar and bored with the situation thrown in. The verbal equivalent of scratching your fingernails down a blackboard. Best uttered by two or more people at once.
(2) (vb) to do something impressively badly, preferably when there is an audience to witness and berate you for how badly you did it.
(3) Scrangeometer (n) a dial that accurately measures exactly how scrange-worthy any action or situation might be.
(2) (vb) to do something impressively badly, preferably when there is an audience to witness and berate you for how badly you did it.
(3) Scrangeometer (n) a dial that accurately measures exactly how scrange-worthy any action or situation might be.
(1) A: Yeah, I had a row with my girlfriend.
B: And it rained all day.
C: And they'd run out of Fudge Brownie Ice cream in Sainsbury's.
A, B and C: Scraaaange!
(2) Sorry, I've completely scranged this up. You'll have to bin it and start again.
(3) Eeek! I think that's about a 9.5 on the scrangeometer.
B: And it rained all day.
C: And they'd run out of Fudge Brownie Ice cream in Sainsbury's.
A, B and C: Scraaaange!
(2) Sorry, I've completely scranged this up. You'll have to bin it and start again.
(3) Eeek! I think that's about a 9.5 on the scrangeometer.
by scranged May 29, 2011
Get the scrange mug.A German, Anglo-Saxon and Jewish surname, meaning "knight" in German or "lively person" in Anglo-Saxon. (Szprynger in Polish and Špringer in Slavic languages).
Amazingly to some people, there are other Springers in the world than Jerry (Unfortunatly there aren't that many interesting ones, so I added a few of my own):
Aaron Springer - Animator and occasional director of animated programming.
Chairman Springer - First leader of the Peoples Republic of Springer.
Julius Springer - German Founder of what became Springer Publishing.
Mark Springer - British composer and actor.
Mike Springer - American professional golfer.
Primordial Springer - Ancestor found amongst the primordial soup, having developed into a human before the rest of the soup reached land.
Robert Springer - Astronaut who went to Mars. Okay fine just normal space.
Springy Springer - The ideal Springer, not yet discovered.
T.A. Springer - Dutch mathematician responsible for something really interesting called Springer correspondence.
Yakov Springer - Polish-Israeli weightlifter killed at Munich '72 :(
As you can see, Springer does not mean some slag who wants to be on TV because she shagged eight men in a week. It's also a dog, killer whale and some places in America.
Amazingly to some people, there are other Springers in the world than Jerry (Unfortunatly there aren't that many interesting ones, so I added a few of my own):
Aaron Springer - Animator and occasional director of animated programming.
Chairman Springer - First leader of the Peoples Republic of Springer.
Julius Springer - German Founder of what became Springer Publishing.
Mark Springer - British composer and actor.
Mike Springer - American professional golfer.
Primordial Springer - Ancestor found amongst the primordial soup, having developed into a human before the rest of the soup reached land.
Robert Springer - Astronaut who went to Mars. Okay fine just normal space.
Springy Springer - The ideal Springer, not yet discovered.
T.A. Springer - Dutch mathematician responsible for something really interesting called Springer correspondence.
Yakov Springer - Polish-Israeli weightlifter killed at Munich '72 :(
As you can see, Springer does not mean some slag who wants to be on TV because she shagged eight men in a week. It's also a dog, killer whale and some places in America.
Person - "Wow, I never knew that there were actually people in the world called Springer who aren't Jerry!"
Me - "I know, our superior intelligence and ancestry will surely mean we soon take over the world from our fellow humans."
Person - "What?"
Me - "Nothing."
Me - "I know, our superior intelligence and ancestry will surely mean we soon take over the world from our fellow humans."
Person - "What?"
Me - "Nothing."
by GenuineSpringer April 4, 2009
Get the Springer mug.The act of watching the Jerry Springer (or other funny, yet tragic) show to feel better about yourself.
Buddy: Why do you look so happy, you have a sausage gut and you just found out your girlfriend was cheating on you with all your friends.
Guy: At least I was smart enough to use a jimmy-hat and dumped her ass before she got preggo with a bastard child. And, things could be worse. I could be stuck in a love triangle with a gay midget and a tranny Hulk Hogan lookalike.
Buddy: Somebody's been getting his Jerry Springer therapy...
Guy: Works wonders...
Guy: At least I was smart enough to use a jimmy-hat and dumped her ass before she got preggo with a bastard child. And, things could be worse. I could be stuck in a love triangle with a gay midget and a tranny Hulk Hogan lookalike.
Buddy: Somebody's been getting his Jerry Springer therapy...
Guy: Works wonders...
by Chonch Monkey January 8, 2011
Get the Jerry Springer therapy mug.a slut having a sexual relationship with two brothers. people with low morals and standards, for example, that whore has fucked every inbred redneck in the hills and the trailer park, which one of you 18 men is my baby's daddy? that's some Jerry Springer shit.
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