scratched out

trashed. wasted. sloshed. toasted. fucked-up. done.

as in, the person is literally scratched off "the list"; they are no longer all there.

(girl passed out on the couch)
guy 1: "how much did that chick have to drink?"
guy 2: "she's been on that absolut all night... she's fucking scratched out dude."

by gynosphinx March 10, 2009

ass scratcher

That guy who wants to sit around scratching his ass all day instead of doing anything to help himself or others, and still expects the world to supply his every need or desire. He has no legitimate disabilities but would rather live in his parents' basement instead of even trying to look for a job.

I think the term ass scratcher was coined on The Family Guy, but I'm too much of an ass scratcher to confirm that.

by Tom Donilon da bank lobbyist August 12, 2011

scratchington

someone who likes piss and has they pronouns in bio

probably has blue hares

theyre taking that golden shower like a cuck, what a scratchington

by TNS carry you March 9, 2022

paint-scratcher

A parking spot that is so narrow that if the driver/passengers were to open their doors the paint on the car to either side would scratch right off.

Bob: Hey man, look! ROCK STAR PARKING!!
Ray: Nah man, that's a paint-scratcher... Look at those hummers! Find another spot..

by Paul April 21, 2007

scratching

Creating music by means of manually moving a record under a stylus. Typically seen in the musical genres of "House" and "Rap". See my Audio example.

What's a DJ if ya can't scratch?

by Chase February 15, 2005

Scratching Teeth

The act in which two individuals make physical contact by scraping their teeth together.

This cannot be done easily in a natural situation, like kissing. The two people must position their heads and mouths awkwardly, in a manner in which they can rub their teeth against anothers.

The sensation created is similar to eating with a fork, and when you pull the fork out of your mouth, it makes a distasteful "scratching" noise. The feeling may bring about numbness, hysteria, and a temporary deafness (due to the shrieking noise created when the teeth collide).

It has been said that scratching teeth may replace waterboarding as a form of torture in the near future.

Christian- "Did you hear what Justin did last night?"

Dan- "Yeah. He was totally scratching teeth with that girl from Utah. Yuck!"

Christian- "We need to get him to the nearest psychiatric ward."

Dan- "We'll do it live."

by El Capitalist June 2, 2009

scritchies

1. The gentle scratching, or rubbing with the fingertips, of one's head, back, or similar hard-to-reach area by another person. Scritchies are assumed to be on the head unless otherwise specified.
2. To give scritchies: To scratch someone else in this manner.
3. A scritchie: A specific instance of someone giving somone else scritchies. The singular is rarely used.

1. Scritchies are fun.
2. He tried giving her scritchies to cheer her up.
3. This is turning out to be a very long scritchie.

by Artscrafter April 7, 2005