Itchies and Scratchies (n): the prolonged feeling of itchiness surrounding the labia majora following a hot and heavy session of clitoral rubbing. Inspiration pulled from the Simpson’s “Itchy & Scratchy Show”.
“I just have this tickling sensation every now and then around my bush, I really hope it’s not some sort of infection.”
“When was the last time you gave good ol’ Peggy a rub?”
“30 minutes ago.”
“Girl, you’ve got a case of the Itchies & Scratchies!”
“When was the last time you gave good ol’ Peggy a rub?”
“30 minutes ago.”
“Girl, you’ve got a case of the Itchies & Scratchies!”
by Mulchmuncher9 August 23, 2023
Get the Itchies & Scratchiesmug. Medical grade Marijuana. Named for it's jagged serrated edges on the leaf edge. As though it might scratch you to touch it.
by smoky eyeball November 13, 2011
Get the Scratchymug. very scratchy. and ratchet. stares at you intensely. needs someone to hold his hand. has a big butt. and a crooked smile. nevertheless we love them. More often than not an artist.
by tealover13 April 11, 2023
Get the Scratchy-manmug. by Randololo October 30, 2020
Get the Scratchymug. When you don't cut your nails for a week and scratch deep in your butthole so that you get brown under your fingernails.
by Dookiepoopy September 24, 2023
Get the Scratchy Bum-Holemug. When someone is brought to the point of utmost joy, and/or lowest submission via scratchies.
Can be addictive like a drug.
Can be addictive like a drug.
"The best day of my life was when I had my first scratchy-gasm."
"I'm so addicted to scratchy-gasms that I'll do whatever it takes to get more!"
"I'm so addicted to scratchy-gasms that I'll do whatever it takes to get more!"
by chazz122 July 29, 2012
Get the scratchy-gasmmug. After five minutes in the pool i got scratchy crouch for the entire spring break.
I am going to get some cream for mine scratchy crouch
I am going to get some cream for mine scratchy crouch
by dimas porokas April 12, 2008
Get the Scratchy crouchmug.