Stoned 

The state of total nirvana.
feeling completely on top of the world.
when you cant think right. forget things in 4 minutes. super hungry. laughing at everything. talking in a weird voice.

Person- man im so stoned. ON FUCK WHERE ARE MY HANDS?

Person- What the meanings of toenails, man?
Person #2- Dude you are stoned.

Stoned by Probation Kills August 9, 2008

Scoped 

The act of catching someone preforming a non appropriate act or being caught while him or her is absent.

Yo, john just got scoped by Mr. Bartel in the gym.

Scoped by Jimmy Deans 360 July 20, 2017

stoned to the gills 

being under the influence of a drug that's so profoundly altering your state of mind that you literally have no idea what's going on or who you are. Usually associated with hallucinogens such as LSD (Acid), Psilocybin (Shrooms), PCP, DXM, and Salvia.

Man, you were stoned to the gills last night after eating that ounce of shrooms.

stoned to the gills by fatwhem January 14, 2007

White Girl Stoned 

Giggly white girls who are so blazed that they cannot be quiet to save their fuckin life.

Wow that girl will not stop giggling. . yeah she's white girl stoned.

White Girl Stoned by yolaaadventures February 26, 2015

perma-stoned 

The condition of being permanently stoned from smoking marijuana constantly. Those with this condition are often accused of being stoned even given the rare instance when they are sober.

Aaron hits the weed at least four times a day. The kid's perma-stoned.

I can never tell when he's stoned or not. He smokes so much it's like he's perma-stoned.

perma-stoned by pjsiqhh March 14, 2006

stoned to the bone 

High as a kite on the Ganga weed. Just baked out jones. Unable to hide the cannabis grin from your grill.

Lief was so stoned to the bone he mouwed 4 bags of Doritos in the desert on a hot day.

stoned to the bone by G Rizle January 23, 2009