Schlumper

William

Hey Schlumper, how are you?

by Numbuget4life October 1, 2023

shlumperdink

(noun) The phenomenon of when you see someone walking towards you, so you walk to the right to avoid them, but they also walk to the right, so you step to the left, and they do the same, and so on.
Originally used by cartoonist Stephan Pastis

"I was in a shlumperdink for like three hours yesterday"

by Frogfisherman07 October 12, 2023

slumper gumper

A annoying pitiful waste of space

Ever talking to someone who just makes your eyes twitch?

Layla : Teacher you forgot about the math homework

Me : Layla is such a slumper gumper, I wish she would shut up

by trinlations March 26, 2024

slumper

A person who slumps other individuals

...he got slumped by the slumper himself!

by terranzz May 6, 2024

Slumper

The police scanner reference to a person slumped over in a vehicle, often times overdosed, or just texting.

There’s a slumper in the Walmart parking lot in a black pickup.

by mattlovesjen February 22, 2025

Master Scrumper

A person who has had sex (scrumped) many many women. Usually very attractive men with no cares in the world other than sexing beautiful ladies.

"Did you see that dude with all those chicks?!"

"Yeah man, thats the Master Scrumper"

by heyyaa November 24, 2009

Cunt slumper

One who unequivocally slumps cunts. I e from the top down from inside out.

Daayyyuumm. That ninja straight hooked that sloot and ruined the perks of the vag. What a cunt slumper

by HeyuSpark November 26, 2025