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schritty

adjective

causes minor-to-moderate inconvenience
1)
- dude, my roommates keep leaving the toilet paper roll empty without refilling it.

- sorry bro, that’s shritty.

2)

the man was annoyed by the schritty situation
by Baagley October 20, 2023
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The Dirty Schwerdty

When someone hooks up with another whilst paroletic.
Oh! I walked past Joyleens Frock Salon, and someone in there was paz az, doing The Dirty Schwerdty with a manikin!
by joyleen November 9, 2010
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schwetty

a state of being very hot and sticky; being schwetty.
Johnny's quivering nifkin was so schwetty when he finished stroking his salami after watching filthy girls part 5.
by yea kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid July 2, 2003
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schweaty

a person who loves to study, and loves to wear sunscreen. This person also schweats a ton without doing any activity at all.
This person also gets very embarrased if he is within 10 feet of a femal

usually can be spotted in the library, in mrs. obriens bed (or his other teachers beds for extra points), or appling sunscreen to his entire body
-schweaty what are you doing?
-im doing my extra credit project, so i can get extra points on my term grade
-schweaty, did karen tell u to do that
- HOW DID U KNOW?
by mrs. obrien October 23, 2006
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shwitty

An unfortunate attempt on behalf of an individual to say something clever.
Erin only speaks when she's trying to sound intelligent and humorous. Too bad everything she says is just shwitty.
by katie: thou art awesome February 3, 2007
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Matthew Schweitzer

A Very hot guy with an amazing personality. He is athletic, but loves to spend a lot of his time playing video games. He treats his girlfriend like a princess and is what every girl looks for in a guy. He is weird but is also very funny!
by ILoveYou3269 February 26, 2013
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Schwifty

Part of a song performed by Rick Sanchez and Morty Smith in attempt to show "what earth has got," to please the Cromulons (from the Cygnus-5 expanse), so that it can stop climate change and go away.

Getting Schwifty appears to be made up by Rick Sanchez but is believed to involve taking off your pants or panties and shitting on the floor.
by Sir Dr. Shitface April 9, 2018
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