A portmanteu of "Scromiting" and "FOMO". Definition: When you are very excited for a friend's experience that you can't go to, you're scromiting in disbelief and happiness, while simultaneously screaming and vomiting; all at the same time.
"I'm going to see Pork Timbers on Saturday with Jared."
"OMG, I'm SCROMO over here, I wish I could go with you all but I have to take a big giant shit."
"OMG, I'm SCROMO over here, I wish I could go with you all but I have to take a big giant shit."
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(Noun)
Pronunciation: scro-mo(e)-pho-bia
An extreme and completely irrational fear of masculine, white, hetero men who built the free society we know and love.
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Pronunciation: scro-mo(e)-pho-bia
An extreme and completely irrational fear of masculine, white, hetero men who built the free society we know and love.
You're welcome.
Person 1.) Did you see all those college kids camping on the lawn and protesting apartheid?
Person 2.) Yeah, but don't buy what they're saying. They're all suffering from scromophobia.
Person 2.) Yeah, but don't buy what they're saying. They're all suffering from scromophobia.
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Pronounced: Scro-Mo(e)-phobe
A (typically left leaning) person with an irrational and unfounded fear of masculine, white, hetero, trad men.
They often mask their bigotry in "moral values" pertaining to human rights, international law, etc.
Pronounced: Scro-Mo(e)-phobe
A (typically left leaning) person with an irrational and unfounded fear of masculine, white, hetero, trad men.
They often mask their bigotry in "moral values" pertaining to human rights, international law, etc.
I used to be a big fan of the news programme: "Majority Report". That was until It was discovered the host, Sam Seder, was a raging Scromophobe.
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I’ve never smoked weed before, so I’m going to dab this 99% THC crystal. Hit huge dab bong* coughs uncontrollably inducing vomiting. Puking on my cock is such a turn on! Scromobation is the only way I’m able to ejaculate.
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