schwafty

Something that is neat, nifty, keen, and novel, all rolled into one.

Bob: "Did you know that there is an Acme place down the road? They deliver pizza, beer, and cigarrettes!"

Joe: "Wow, that's pretty schwafty!"

by s13g3 January 28, 2006

Schnarf

Sniffing women's bicycle seats

"Mummy, why is that man schnarf -ing your bicycle seat?"
"Because he's a sick and disturbed man, honey!"

"Schnarf, schnarf" (the cat that couldn't talk from thundercats)

by pleber May 13, 2006

schnarfblatt

a person who wears too many clothes in the summer

Wow, that girl is such a schnarfblatt...it's like 90 degrees out.

by Eric Yatskowitz April 19, 2008

schnarky

deceitful or sneaky; also synonymous with the terms evil and stupid to the extreme. This is a term that also requires the user to whistle slightly and produce a mild amount of spittle during the enunciation of the word to be grammatically correct in its application.

"She was really schnarky about the fact that she was once a man."

"I am Schnarky...as in Dark Schnarky: your new ruler and master from the planet Komakon. Bow to my power humans least I unleash the power of the Schnah upon you!"

by Dark Schnarky November 13, 2009

Schnart

Sneezing so hard that you shit yourself from farting.

"Wear butt plugs in public, you can never live down a schnart."

by xXDemonShadowSlayerXx February 14, 2012

schnarf

definately, absolutely, positively, surely

Statement : It sure is hot today....
Reply: Fer schnarf!!!!

by Anonymous June 21, 2003

Schnarf McGigglepants

Someone who cannot be taken seriously and muddles around with low overall awareness of the world around him/her, and laughs at everything.

Hey, stop being such a Schnarf McGigglepants and help me steal these bricks!

by JD Smith December 10, 2006