frantic snacking

A quickie involving lesbian oral sex.

Frantic snacking is the number one reason for tardiness at my university.

by EnglishMajor April 12, 2014

Dutch Snacking

The enjoyable act of sitting down in a comfortable environment, smoking some marijuana and sipping on a freshly brewed hot coffee.
The combination of the two working together to create a perfect mix of caffeine buzz and ganja high.
A practice very commonplace in Dutch coffee shops.

Bro 1: Yo dude what's John up to right now?
Bro 2: Oh, he was missing Amsterdam so much that he decided to chill in his basement and go Dutch snacking.
Bro 3: Nice, we should try to join him!

by SirKennedy April 6, 2015

Schnecking

The act of shirking responsibility out of laziness while knowing your decision to do so will harm others.

I could have reported those crime statistics like I was supposed to, but I decided schnecking would be easier.

by squidgit November 14, 2014

overlapping snacking

when you treat yourself to a snack while preparing another

I was making a toastie so i thought I'd do some overlapping snacking so i went and treated myself to a mars bar while the toaster did it's thang

by Hopsticks July 22, 2010

Schlacking

When you take an asskicking in the midterm elections.

"I took a Schlacking last night" Nov 2nd, 2010

by Patrick Irish November 3, 2010

shacking off

To take a shit and Jack off at the same time. (its called shingering for the ladies)

I was taking the browns to the superbowl the other day and decided to make it better by shacking off.

by slyvester August 10, 2006

schnabbing steed

An extreme insult in a vast emotions of insanity

Little Marlyn: This isn't who you think it is
Her: Watch it you schnabbing steed. I want those picture by 4. Police.

by mrProtagonist June 10, 2011