schlong 

(sh long),noun. individual piece of beef jerky. A strip of lean dehydrated meet.

This bag of Jack Links beef jerky has a lot of schlongs in it.

schlong by yeeeyooodaaaa February 19, 2012

schlong 

A (usually large) penis.

Shortened from: Twelve incheS LONG

Most Europeans have large schlongs.

schlong by Ren Finley August 30, 2004

Schlong 

The lord and master of Uranus.
a schlong is something...something, its big, and long, and occasionally hard, normally while watching porn.
Chicks dont have one.
Dudes do, well, some...
Well, its German, and Yiddish, and WHOA THERE GOES ANOTHER ONE!
A penis which is a fairly good length. As opposed to a schlort, or a schledium.

A penis.
From the German "schlange" for "snake."

A cock with substantial thigh-slapping length and girth

i saw dolphins mums tizzles and my schlong went crizzle and i was like shizzle then i jizzled in her fizzle and she was like u god dam nizzle then his dizzle came izzle and i was like im out of this hizzle before i shizzled by his schlong

Schlong by Louis P January 3, 2006

Schlong 

Synonym for dick/penis/cock. Only used in case of a big sausage.

THIS NIGGA HAS A 13-INCH SCHLONG!!!

Schlong by 360PopeScope October 16, 2018

Schlong 

A penis which is overly long and/or girthy. Of around 8 inches or more.

Macklemore wishes he had a bigger ‘schlong’ as stated in his Penis Song.

Sam Fisher has a ginormous schlong.

Schlong by comedian.org June 17, 2019

Schlong 

A thick, long piece of meat.

Wow, I didn't know my homie was packin a massive schlong.

Schlong by Nikolas_Cruz_17 October 9, 2019

schlong 

when the foreskin makes his dick look 2x as big

Lissa- “my boyfriends dick is only big because this foreskin is super thick.”
Sami- “damn he’s got that schlong.”

schlong by purple golf bag July 6, 2020