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dude 1: My schlong is like 6 inches

Dude 2: Get fucked cunt its like 1 inch of fury
by MultiBitchslayer June 18, 2012
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A long object that is over 12 inches and is used to tickle ears
Dude,Tina's ears are red. Fred musta whipped his schlong out on her.
by Richard Nickson April 27, 2008
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penis, male genatalia etc
"i have a huge schlong" or "schlong it!"
by Alex .? May 12, 2006
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Any salami-type processed meat packaged in a long-oval-cylindrical sleeve.
Peppridge Farm makes several types of schlong.
Schlong goes well with cheese and crackers.
Ex. Please cut me a slice of that tasty schlong.
by shh-long June 26, 2003
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a very very long penis compared to a schledium or a schlort
Janie's boyfriend, Jimmy, has a fricken schlong.
by hk:: October 09, 2005
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