Urban Dictionary: Schlong

adv. a masculine superlative noun modifer. Something agressive & powerful.

Harley-Davidson are rude neighbors: they creep through the neighborhood with engines rumbling on '11.'

Riding one though, that's a schlong ride.

by nukeUser May 28, 2006

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schlong

A really long wet penis that is used normally for animals.

O MY GOD that monkey has a huge schlong!

by Ryan April 18, 2004

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Schlong

A significantly large penis that goes up a mans anal cavity whilst having a hard on. Also means to finger a girl whom has a very hairy vagina, for this to work though you need large fingers.

Man#1 - Man, did see my schlong earlier on?
Man#2 - Yeah it was huge, how would you feel if you put your schlong up my bumhole
Man#1 - LETS DO THIS!!!
Man#3 - can i lick your schlong too?
*both men dickslap the third man*

by schlingschlongbingbangbong69 April 25, 2017

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Schlong

A well hung penis that's sized between a Schlander and a Dong.

P1: "Whoa Betty-Lou, your hands are cold don't touch my schlong."
P2: "Well Harry, you just go on and touch it yourself then!"

by wordwanker September 17, 2018

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Schlong

An infamous hairstyle, also known as a mullet where the hair is cut short in the front and is left long in the back.

That hunky dude over there's hot, if he'd just lose the schlong!

The schlong is a highly practical hair-do as it keeps the hair out of the face, but still has the look of sexy long tresses from behind. It's popular with wrestlers
and women who've shirked the most basic social conventions.

by modoc May 09, 2005