Schlagnog

An alcoholic beverage created purely to be disgusting and to make one feel ill or even vomit.

Schlagnog is served in a shot glass and is prepared like so:

* Drop a dollop of mash into the shot glass
* Carefully pour vodka over until almost full
* Add small cubes of ham (or torn up strips if unavailable)
* A dash of chilli sauce for that extra kick

Usually prepared as a "dare;" if the person to first attempt drinking the Schlagnog spits it out or doesn't manage it in one go, a swift punch to the kidneys is administered, usually as they are still gagging.

Pagey: Here Ted, I've made you a Schlagnog
Ted: Fucking hell Pagey, what's this shit?
Pagey: It's a Schlagnog you nignog!
Ted: Fucking hell, that's rank! And why have you got your ballbag out?

by Handsome Crab August 10, 2010

schlamboed

a state of extreme inebriation

Thomas: Hey, Grant, what are you doing tonight?

Grant: It's Reading Day Eve! Time to get white boy wasted!

Thomas: Nah, dude, let's get schlamboed!

by raeraejones October 19, 2012

Schlambadoodle

(adj) one who causes Asian/European-Americans to lose braincells due to one's stupidity; someone who listens to the Fortnite Coral Castle theme song for 10 hours straight

You are such a schlambadoodle that I decided to stop being your Discord kitten.

by Eaul Phim February 10, 2023

Plue/Schla

Plue means pull up and schla means slime. these terms were popularized by the multi-platinum hit chicago rapper from sweden always lukky.

Hey lukky my king, u wyling u finna Plue/Schla
Aight plue fux widdit!
Yeah Cuh! I just plue'd last thursday!

by RapKingKolby May 19, 2021

schlager

Umbrella term for shallow pop music genres in German speaking Europe and adjacent areas.
Derived from the English term "Hit" for popular song.
Ranging from pseudo Tex Mex through Eurovision/Las Vegas type music and beyond, Schlager is an umbrella term rather than a genre.

"Turn that Schlager station off now before I hurl stuff at the radio!"

by Bonteburg May 27, 2006

Schlacker

One who schlacks; lacking behind in things

Holy hell! He's such a schlacker!

by Mackie Oldfield April 14, 2008

schlakman

a midget or dwarf with a large nose. Enjoys having a toss and taking food home from restaurants. Often found in parts of mississippi or south florida.

Schlakman went to Toojays for lunch and had a toss in the bathroom. He returned home with a half eaten nova platter.

by Isaac Koppel January 2, 2010