Shatting yourself

When you shit so much in the toilet the poop touches your ass

Don’t you love shatting yourself, it feels so good man.

by Bigtiddy69 April 29, 2021

Settling

The point in a woman's life where she feels that she has met the right partner, thus disregarding all focus on keeping her figure on point. Becoming the new Snorlax.

Kyle: Damn, Joe, Anna has definitely gotten real comfy with you, she's settling down for sure.
Joe: Well yeah we've grown very close these past 2 years.
Kyle: She's grown more than just close my friend.

by VenimusTitan September 13, 2014

scrattings

Cornish vernacular for the small crumbs of an edible nature left after you've finished something. I.e. the little bits you get at the bottom of a packet of crisps or a serving of fish and chips.

Mostly used by the older generation.

'ere, finish up they scrattings, lover!

by A total Kent December 30, 2010

Settling

Your life right now.

You are settling for this mediocricity.

by Limepink22 May 15, 2017

Scutting

Holding on to a moving luas tram in dublin for the banter

aww laaaad sure well do a bit of scutting

by ppaaaaaaa January 25, 2011

Scotting

The process of reiterating or repeating someone else's idea within 10 seconds of said original idea.

We came up with this idea then he came in and said we should do the same idea. He is scotting us.

by Jmac1984 September 17, 2013

Settling Relationship

Where the male in the relationship settles for a woman that's way below his league when he could have a better, more creative woman. This woman is probably very ugly and the male is only dating her to feel more confident about himself and will receive ridicule and social torture until he either commits suicide or ends the horrible, bound to fail, relationship.

boy 1: "Dude did you hear about Dan?"

boy 2: "No man, what happened?"

boy 1: "Well i have some bad news...he's dating Jessica."

boy 2: "Dude! She's fucking ugly!"

boy 1: "I know man, he settled, he could have had Tabby."

boy 2: "What a dumbass. Lets go make fun of his Settling Relationship."

by CoolStoryBroseph March 25, 2010