Scatter muncher

An indecisive bi-sexual woman.

"Laura doesn't know whether she likes men or women, she's such a scatter muncher"

by Condatredonum January 9, 2008

Scatter-talk

When someone (in conversation) changes the subject in mid-sentence or thought with no transition whatsoever.

When my sisters and I get together, we often engage in "scatter-talk", covering many subjects at once with no transition from subject to subject.

by KGuerriero October 18, 2008

Scatter-Talk

The way over medicated, caffienated, stressed, depressed, anxious, moms carry on a conversation....constantly changing subjects and over-talking others.

Hey, how are you? Kids good? Oops, dropped my keys. Do you feel crazy lately? Have you seen that story on CNN about increased ADD cases in children? Oh, gotta go, late. See ya. Sorry for the scatter-talk!

by karinda August 23, 2011

Scatter Logical

-the art of talking shit

What the fuck made you think of that? You're so scatter logical, Steve.

by TeddyS October 27, 2011

Scatter Fuck

A person regarded as flighty, thoughtless, or disorganized. Or scatterbrained

I was so scatter Fucked today, I kept forgetting my things ever where and going to the wrong rooms!

by The Scatterfuck August 25, 2011

Scatter-shat

The act of shitting on a massive and explosive scale. More projectile than actual terd. Also known as Dynamite-Buttlhole or C-4 Shit.

I am going to go up to Mrs. Jones' desk and scatter-shat in in her face.

by Robo January 3, 2005

scatter head

Shit for brains

Dion is a scatter head.

by 65799 February 6, 2012