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Scare Wizard

(n.) An extrordinarily creepy old man who at first glace seems completely harmless, but minutes into a conversation it is easy to realize that he is whacked out of his gourd. Telltale signs include talking about past relationships which he would "break his kneecaps" to have back; talking about obscure areas of science that have to do with energy transfer and telling everything about a person by their microfacial movements; and especially speaking in a language that they have themselves made up and asking if you recognize what they are saying.
Holy shit, that fucking scare wizard would't stop talking about his garden where he grows human emotions in soil with mustard seeds, what a whackjob.
by Steve Jordan October 30, 2006
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scarequit

(Force-)Quiting a game due to scary happenings in it. Mostly experienced in games such as Penumbra or Amnesia.
Mike: "Finally made it to 2nd floor in Penumbra"
Tim: "How come? Was it that hard?"
Mike: "Not really, but I was scarequiting every 10th minute"
by irvall May 10, 2011
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Scared Shrekless

The feeling of unrivalled pure horror and intense paralyzing fear.
This state can only be achieved by watching the horror film "Scared Shrekless" starring Shrek, hence the word.
Jimmy hasn't spoke for a month, I think he might be Scared Shrekless
by Alpha the Mii October 31, 2017
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scaredemoji

the best tik tok account ever! posted miraculous ladybug stuff and is so #funny!
Oh did you see @scaredemojis new video? It made me chuckle!
by anonymous May 26, 2021
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I'm Scared

Something a person may think to themself alone at night, staring blankly at the ceiling.

Something a person may know, but be terrified of facing.

Something a person may say to a friend in confidence, when they are finally ready to face their fears.
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shit scared

Scared to the point where you shit yourself. (Usually not meant literally.)
When that truck left the road, man I was shit scared!
by curryfan September 26, 2005
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scareddick

When a guy feels like he can’t preform to his/her level. Even tho he is sexual attracted to said person
Man I want to have sex with Mona so bad but she gives me scareddick!
by ashane November 24, 2017
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