Chode Sludge

When you haven't taken a shower in a week and you take a butter knife and scrape the resin off your sack onto a piece of toast then make that bitch eat it.

I made that bitch eat my chode sludge and she loved it, like honey.

by Burt 'n' Adam March 25, 2004

sludge monster

A monster made out of sludge. Lives in the sewers, and needs dark places and moisture to survive.

The Pokemon Muk is sort of like a sludge monster.

by Yui September 21, 2003

Sludge monkey

A poop that has the consistancy of chillie the next morning after having a long night of drinking. its similer to beer shits but way way way worse.

"Dude Tom, last night was hella crazy and im hung over as shit how do you feel?"

"man im just on the toilet making a sludge monkey and its awfull.

by god sammit January 26, 2011

sludge fist

One who comes home from work with black hands, full of oil/grease almost to mid forearm and no matter how many times they wash their hands they stay grey/oilly.

Add being a father and coming home to the kids..

"daddy sluge fist"

"hey sludge fist" -to a mechanic

by SamanthaJayne June 27, 2007

sludgejack

Surprising a victim by throwing or smearing waste effluent on them or their mode of transport.

"The young Italian apprentice is rude and cocky so I'm waiting here with a handful of sludge. I'm gonna sludgejack the little pasta basher"

by Shittydick March 3, 2015

Sludgegrass

A music genre of progressive bluegrass, grunge and psychedelic folk blues.

I went to see a band in Humble Texas and gave witness to a new genre proclaimed sludgegrass emerging from the depths of a shit hole honky Tonk. The Sludgegrass movement has finally quenched my parched music soul.

by Sludgegrass April 21, 2018

peanut sludge

the act of applying peanut butter to the anus (around the exterior or actual insertion) and having a pet (usually a dog) to lick it out. The goal of this is to result in pleasure for the peanut sludger. It is also considered to be a gross abuse of animal rights.

Someone call PETA! I heard that Dean is a peanut sludger!

by Truth's Razors September 13, 2010