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A poop that has the consistancy of chillie the next morning after having a long night of drinking. its similer to beer shits but way way way worse.
"Dude Tom, last night was hella crazy and im hung over as shit how do you feel?"

"man im just on the toilet making a sludge monkey and its awfull.
by god sammit January 25, 2011
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the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
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when a man ejaculates on a woman's unshaven vagina
that man made a sludge monkey of that vag!
by Danaco March 22, 2008
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