Sibling Simp (Sibmp)

Someone who does way too much for a sibling

Minerva is always making sure her siblings every needs and desires are met without hesitation. Clear example of being a Sibling Simp (Sibmp).

by Onesoda September 4, 2021

Scimparette

A cigarette, specifically a hand rolled cigarette, that contains significantly less tobacco than a normal cigarette would. Scimparettes are usually rolled due to a lack of tobacco or as a means of rationing tobacco so that more cigarettes can be consumed later. The amount of tobacco used in a scimparette varies from person to person, however, it typically contains no more than half the tobacco content that the person rolling it would normally use in a cigarette.

Friend 1:

Can I pinch a roll up mate?

Friend 2:

Sorry man I have minimal baccy, It'll have to be a scimparette.

by dec4president January 24, 2013

Simp7

The word simp7 or simp seven is from the famous Chinese anime call Scissor Seven he got the name by fans on how he act or interact when he sees a female he’s attracted to but mostly around Plum Blossom Thirteen

Woah seven really went from pimp7 to simp7

by SarahGD November 15, 2021

college simp

Someone who does extracurricular activities or runs for leadership positions for the sole purpose of embellishing his/her college application. His/her disingenuous intent is usually obvious as they have no true passion for their activities. This term derives from the term simp; but instead of pleasing girls, college simps seek to please and gain the favor of colleges.

John: Do you know why Michael is running for class president?
Paul: Michael is a huge college simp – he would do anything to get into Yale.

Although he says he created the non-profit because he is concerned about animal rights, it's obvious that he is college simping.

by collegesimp June 28, 2020

Draco Simp

Someone who simps for Draco Malfoy way too much.

"hey I heard you like Draco Malfoy!"
"Yea I'm a Draco Simp."

by anonymous December 16, 2020

Female Simp

A female simp is a woman who does too much for the man she likes and is overly nice to him, in hopes of getting him to like her back.

Why am I such a female simp?

by Monochromatica October 31, 2021

The Anti-Simp

Noun- Derived from the ancient prophecy of the Simp Antichrist. Ancient tales have been fortold that he will wage war against the simps and will drive them away from amongst men.

Simps Everywhere shake in fear when they hear this name mentioned.

"This society is a forewarning of the long awaited arrival of the Anti-Simp"

by Anti-Simp August 12, 2019