The shittiest town on the face of Mother Earth. Filled to the top with over-prejudiced conservatives and naked babies, along with numerous marijuana farms and absolutely no black people. Thought of by citizens to be the greatest town north of Taladega, when really it just smells like kangaroos having sex and week-old bowls of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. If roadtripping, one should do their best to avoid it and all of its citizens, for they are known to prey on not only babies, but dingos too. Can be a duragatory term towards automobiles.
Kris: Dude! I'll bet that car was shitastic in it's prime!
Ian: Not now though man, now it's just a Salem Indiana.
Ian: Not now though man, now it's just a Salem Indiana.
by Raza_Blade May 22, 2011
Get the Salem Indiana mug.Feeling of elation when you realise you and one other person have resisted a virulent cultural meme that has infected the rest of the local population.
Etymology: the 1979 television adaptation of Salem’s Lot concludes with two characters, Ben Mears and Mark Petrie, hiding in a church from the other town inhabitants, all of whom have been transformed into vampires. Despite the danger of their predicament there’s a sense of elation that they have resisted the vampire infection.
Etymology: the 1979 television adaptation of Salem’s Lot concludes with two characters, Ben Mears and Mark Petrie, hiding in a church from the other town inhabitants, all of whom have been transformed into vampires. Despite the danger of their predicament there’s a sense of elation that they have resisted the vampire infection.
Example of Salem's Lot moment: having met the one other person at a party who refuses to dance to commercial R'n'B, you both hide out in the garden. Should you fail to find another such person, you may find yourself overwhelmed by the infection, dancing along to Beyonce, now one of the damned.
by rumeurs March 2, 2011
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When you're mid sex and you make eye contact with your cat. Not wanting to disappoint anybody, you are now stroking two pussies.
by Comeeatmebroo June 28, 2020
Get the Dirty Salem mug.a town where the kids are drug addicts, alcoholics, Wiggers, or Faggots .. EVERYONE is addicted to myspace. Parents don't have a clue about what there kids are really up too, they still think we play Monopoly on the weekends.
The highschool is GROSSSSSS, drama goes on with teachers more than it does with students. Everyone knows everything about everyone, even if you don't talk to a person, you know everything about them. its gay!
Places to chill surround peach lake. Or if your a faggot you most likely hang out at the rink from 8 to 10.
You either live next to, across, or in a horse farm.
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The highschool is GROSSSSSS, drama goes on with teachers more than it does with students. Everyone knows everything about everyone, even if you don't talk to a person, you know everything about them. its gay!
Places to chill surround peach lake. Or if your a faggot you most likely hang out at the rink from 8 to 10.
You either live next to, across, or in a horse farm.
AWESOME
by DONTWORRYBOUTIT May 30, 2006
Get the north salem mug.1. Arabic name, for a male, also used in Iran, India and Pakistan. Means a handsome man of grand wisdom and charm, and is protected from harm. Who is always busy, but know when to have fun, and enjoy a good time. Trustworthy and always there for you; in short, the one person you want to meet before you die.
2. In Arabic, also means bright, intelligent, enlightened, philosopher king, etc.
3. Ibn Salem, a legendary poet and heresiarch in 8th century Abbasid Baghdad.
4. Salem, a place mentioned in Genesis 14:18, sometimes identified as another name for Jerusalem.
2. In Arabic, also means bright, intelligent, enlightened, philosopher king, etc.
3. Ibn Salem, a legendary poet and heresiarch in 8th century Abbasid Baghdad.
4. Salem, a place mentioned in Genesis 14:18, sometimes identified as another name for Jerusalem.
A: Dude!
B: What?
A: Stop trying to be so Salem!
B: I can't help it bro!
A: It ain't working.
B: (sad) I know.
B: What?
A: Stop trying to be so Salem!
B: I can't help it bro!
A: It ain't working.
B: (sad) I know.
by jinkojhgfe February 3, 2010
Get the Salem mug.A town that can't make up its mind about anything. Home to RJR Tobacco (i.e.: Camels, Pall Malls, Winstons), but has outlawed smoking indoors; home to Krispy Kreme Doughnuts, but has frantically tried to combat obesity. Places to go here are the countless Italian and Asian restaurants, the mall, and Costco. You can't drive 20 miles without seeing a church. Also has a desperate and struggling music scene, which is mainly folk and country, as well as pitiful cover bands, "rappers" who drive beat-up Miadas, and teenage metalcore kids who love Between the Buried and Me but don't live in Greensboro. Most people born here can't wait to leave, but still come back because nowhere else can be this odd.
I'm going back to Winston-Salem tomorrow, I hope I don't get into another fight with a vegan.
I was in Winston-Salem and I nearly hit the Pink Bike Lady.
I was in Winston-Salem and I nearly hit the Pink Bike Lady.
by 2g3j6e February 24, 2011
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