The Australian sausage roll

When you shit in a womans vagina, squirt tomato sauce on it and bite the shit out of her vagina.

Sheila was a freak, we did the Australian Sausage Roll on her.

by Jonny's lying July 27, 2025

Sausage Roll Cannons

When you roll so much sausage that your forearms blow up to the size of a Cannons.

"Fuck Alex has some big Sausage Roll Cannons he must really be into power lifting, Nah man he just rolls alot of sausage."

by The Ginger Tornado July 11, 2025

Vegan sausage rolls

A food that will make you high. Often served in dodgy high schools no one knows what’s actually in them.

Aiza was high so she said “VeGAn sAuSaGe rOlLs”

by CloudyWeebConfetti July 8, 2021

hot sausage roll

A hot sausage roll is when you defecate in your hand and proceed to masturbate

Bro that was a sick hot sausage roll you just pulled , big load

by Holy mouley August 24, 2016

happy sausage roll

When your so happy you sausage roll stands up.

Your happy sausage roll is standing up.

by Raman Packets November 21, 2019

Sausage roll

A sausage roll is a silly sausage of a man boy that keeps rolling in his car, chasing money and chasing ladies as though he still had potential in his life. But he long since failed

Look at Jude still going on shopping tours of Asian cities like his good education is still going to get him that stock market job. I heard he’s not even living for romantic love anymore. What a sausage roll!

by Bowslosski December 19, 2023

ate the sausage roll

When something (including but not limited to media, like a video game, or a movie) suddenly drops in quality out of nowhere, with the term usually used to joke that the creator(s) ran out of budget to maintain the quality of said thing.

Person A: "Hey, where the hell did the voice acting go? None of the dialogue has any voice acting anymore!"
Person B: "They must've ate the sausage roll."

by chippy chippy chippy October 10, 2023