white sandals

People who believe they are the ones chosen by God himself to carry the wounded to the "otherside" of life

AKA: Captain save a hoe

Man, there you go with that white sandals shit, tryin to make that girl somethin' she ain't

by Say_Stasia January 18, 2018

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turbo sandals

leather sandals which enable arab bombers to flee the scene of the explosion without being seen. these are usually brown and rotten with a light smell of cheese and onion.

sadaam forgot his turbo sandals

by Benny 7588 September 6, 2008

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Jesus sandals

When a grown man with a beard wear a pair of leather flip flops

(Man) Hey check out my new sandals honey

(Wife) you mean jesus sandals

by Funnyguy32 February 28, 2016

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Sandals

A form of shoe that only looks good on women and effeminate men who can crossdress convincingly. On men, it's not attractive at all and should be forbidden.

The woman's sandals make her look so much more sexy than usual.

That guy kills his look by wearing sandals.

by Bitch ass motherfucker July 7, 2010

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The Most effective contraception ... in the world being 99.9999999999999999999% effective.

Studies by the University of The West of Scotland show that women are instantly turned off by the phenomenon and instantly friend zone you or worse put out a restraining order on you.

Basically if you wear Socks & Sandals and have never had sex before, you never will*.

*= Exceptions to this rule have been found in Canada.

Woman 1: That guy looks kinda cute!

Woman 2: Yea, OMG LOOK AT HIS FEET?!?

Woman 1: Oh WTF Socks & Sandals? I'm now drier than the Sahara desert !!

by WelshDan March 23, 2017

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