Samoen Sundae

The act of taking a shit on a woman's chest (asleep or not) then adding coconut topping and finishing it off with a hot syrupy ejaculation that represents the hot fudge sauce.

You can rub "your banana" in it if you so desire to make it extra realistic.

Man 1 "Dude I performed the Samoen Sundae on my gf last night for the first time."

Man 2 "Wow dude thats gross, how did she take it?"

Man 1 "Well she was fine with it until the 5th time I did it to her and she woke up."

Man 2 "You did the Samoen Sundae 5 times in 1 night!?"

Man 1 "Yup"

Man 2 "You're a Haus dude"

by The Godfathers of Shenanigans March 13, 2009

Saltens

Any type of drug doing.

We doin saltens soon, i think sunday coming up

by Vaneessily December 17, 2008

Sameena

A key-less person... Someone who loses the keys in life

omg i cant get to work.. my keys have been sameena'd..

by George Alfred June 14, 2010

sAMEN

expressing your agreement by simultaneously saying amen and same.

origin: a typo

person 1: "i wanna kill somebody but im also hungry"
person 2: "sAMEN"

by SoftpawsKitty September 21, 2018

sameena

she has glasses and long hair is wearing a grey shirt

sameena likes coochie

by you bae April 27, 2021

Sameen

Arabic for precious but hes not. You underestimate a Sameen they are not evil fuckers. They usually tend to be heroes in the fear of the one percent. They can be real kind. A passionate and loyal lover just to get fucked over impossible. They question answers a lot but they tend to be innocent. They care a lot. And will go out of there way to piss off from anything they are not involved in. Sameen is special.

AW FUCK HEAVEN YEA THAT IS LAYLA SLEEPING IN BED, BETTER STEAL HER KEYS TO MY SOLUTION WHILE SHE DOESNT GIVE A FUCK AS I AM SAMEEN.

by Zlsdafaeeerg rtereergfdhttps:/ April 16, 2019

Samentha

Big ass and tits, really sweet and kind

Wow,Samentha is amazing

by BabyTigress February 23, 2022