A very sexy intelligent human life form. A natural aphrodisiac. Stunning in looks but clever in the mind. Very attractive in looks. Good in insterments such as the guitar, piano, and women. Cunning and usually in shape. A Beast in life.
Damn, look at that Samonte
by Ben Takesit June 30, 2009
Get the Samonte mug.a sauce made from centrifuged semen,pepsi max and mayonnaise. Can be purchased at certain lemonade stands.
always costs 9001$
always costs 9001$
Rob: hey nice lemonade stand, do you by chance have some Simons special sauce?
Mary:Well yes my good sir we certainly have.
Rob:Well may I ask how much it costs?
Mary:It's 9001$ dollars sir
Rob: fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
Mary:Well yes my good sir we certainly have.
Rob:Well may I ask how much it costs?
Mary:It's 9001$ dollars sir
Rob: fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
by Watho July 8, 2011
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Like Oneco, Samoset is one of many ghetto shit holes in Manatee county, Fl. Its main exports are crackheads, ratchet black people, and Southeast High dropouts/ pothead teens.
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Get the samon mug.Term used to describe a story which should have been simple, but during delivery turns into a monologue.
Also applies to jokes told in a such a poor and round about way so as to render all funniness obsolete.
Also applies to jokes told in a such a poor and round about way so as to render all funniness obsolete.
Person 1: Have you written an example yet? Should be really easy for you right
Person 2: Well I was going to write a full monologue but I didnt think it would quite fit what I wanted the other people to say, so instead I came to the conclusion that the best thing to do was to write what could be the start of a monologue and a story in which the person whilst telling a story does so in a very round about way and often gets side tracked with other stories during delivery...
Person 3: What is he talking about?
Person 1: He's just gone off on one of his samonologues again...
or
Person 1: That's a nice jacket Sam is wearing
Person 2: Whatever you do dont ask him about it
Person 2: Well I was going to write a full monologue but I didnt think it would quite fit what I wanted the other people to say, so instead I came to the conclusion that the best thing to do was to write what could be the start of a monologue and a story in which the person whilst telling a story does so in a very round about way and often gets side tracked with other stories during delivery...
Person 3: What is he talking about?
Person 1: He's just gone off on one of his samonologues again...
or
Person 1: That's a nice jacket Sam is wearing
Person 2: Whatever you do dont ask him about it
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by Therealniya October 6, 2019
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by mk_yousif April 7, 2021
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