Sad Saltine

A hand job given using tears as lube, culminating disparagingly in her mouth.

Hey man how was your night with Dee? Bad at first but I convinced her to do a sad saltine even though her dog died.

by Keystoned4 September 7, 2018

the whitest cracker in the saltine box

A Gullible Caucasian

Alex: "So you want me to have you and 5 of your "boys" come by at 10PM to look at the Car I put on Craigslist"?
Tyrone: "Us Yeah I am rolling 5 deep, and want to pick it up on my way back from Appelton"
Alex" You must think I am the whitest cracker in the Saltine Box"

by Chigger2323 August 2, 2016

Broken Saltine

When a woman holds a saltine cracker in her mouth, and the partner must ejaculate hard enough to penetrate the saltine and break it, thus forcing the semen into her mouth. Only the mightiest of men can accomplish this.

she wanted cheese and crackers, but instead she got a broken saltine...

by Michael-Jack-That-Hoe April 2, 2010

Saltines

Most simple, delightful, addictive cracker every created. Put em' in soup, put some peanutbutter on em, heck do what ya want. Eat a sleeve if your hungry. Cheap and delicious.

Even got their own challange.

1) " Hey want a saltine?"

- "I could never eat just one"

2) "hey want some soup?"

- na I dont have some saltine crackers ... that'd be stupid

3) Got one minute to eat 6 saltines! Go!

by saltiney February 21, 2011

All That and a Box of Saltine Crackers

A variant of the phrase "All that and a bag of chips." Implies that someone is really cool, a beast, and talented. A stud

Johnny thinks he's all that and a box of saltine crackers cause he finally got his first slow danced. The girl however, looked like a pinched-face gorilla.

Ross is all that a box of saltine crackers. He can talk himself out of trouble with teachers, he is extremely sauve with the ladies, and has a straight a average.

by Carrera's Wedge April 12, 2007

saltine cracka

a pale person with freckles or just plain white, usually a male, likely to come from a wealthy family

His saltine craka ass be grittin on me man'.

by corn puddin March 2, 2003

Saltiner

A member of thesaltinez.com

The best warez site on the whole internet.

I am a Saltiner because I get all my movies, music, games and applications from thesaltinez.com.

by StJimmyPyro December 14, 2008