When you put a saltine cracker in between two other saltine crackers and chomp on it so it gets crumbs everywhere.
by Smudgenooo November 17, 2015
Hey man how was your night with Dee? Bad at first but I convinced her to do a sad saltine even though her dog died.
by Keystoned4 September 8, 2018
When a woman holds a saltine cracker in her mouth, and the partner must ejaculate hard enough to penetrate the saltine and break it, thus forcing the semen into her mouth. Only the mightiest of men can accomplish this.
by Michael-Jack-That-Hoe April 3, 2010
a pale person with freckles or just plain white, usually a male, likely to come from a wealthy family
by corn puddin March 2, 2003
Person 1: What is wrong with him?
Person 2: He is mad, salty in fact.
Person 1: How salty?
Person 2: He's a saltine cracker
Person 2: He is mad, salty in fact.
Person 1: How salty?
Person 2: He's a saltine cracker
by fuckface25 February 22, 2016
Josh : Whudup fam
Alex : Josh what the fuck are you doing
Josh : Shiii maen whad du you mean?
Alex : Stop being a Saltine Jigaboo, your a cracker dumbass.
Alex : Josh what the fuck are you doing
Josh : Shiii maen whad du you mean?
Alex : Stop being a Saltine Jigaboo, your a cracker dumbass.
by Man of Coochie November 23, 2022
by Jimi Vox May 1, 2008