Sal

The dynamic asshole. He talks behind others back, spreads rumors and is an overall jerk.

Did you hear what he did? He's such a Sal!

by yiddidily February 09, 2019

Sal

Abbreviation for "sucks at life". someone with very little prospects in life and a term used to describe someone who has been dealt a bad hand.

Also someone with a face who can make a lady vomit.

Here comes "sal" again. What a huge loser.

by salvatore vitale the fourth October 30, 2008

Sal

The act of finishing hastily, usually less than 30 seconds. Normal used to describe premature ejaculation.

Example one:
Wow, that was fast.
Yeah, I finished in a sal.

Example two:
Hey I'll be back in a sal.

by The Dog Biter February 20, 2011

SAL

"Suck(s) At Life." Used when a person changes your plans, and/or mood from good to bad, either intentionally or unintentionally. He/She SAL.

My boss walked in at 5:30 on Friday and handed me a project to finish that had been sitting on her desk all day. She definitely SAL.

You texted me to tell me that you can't make it to my going away party because your girlfriend/boyfriend has a headache. You SAL.

by grumpypantalones March 27, 2009

sal

to dive; lay out

misused as "sell out"

Narnian Root

to sal for a baseball, or to sal from a fast moving car

by Alaska490 June 30, 2009

sal

1.The act of having a tiny turtle inserted into the rectum and then removed and swallowed alive by the person who had it in their rectum.

2. Small Asian Lesbian

1. I heared susan pulled a sal last night

2. Kim is such a sal

by The Giorgi March 17, 2009

Sal

coolest guy ever, best boyfriend ever, best person ever. everyone should be like him!

omg you’re dating Sal? you are so lucky…
Sal! I love you!

by ilovesal November 24, 2021