Homemade Russian salad

When mates are having a proper feast, and drinking lots of red wine. They’re enjoying themselves and having a brainy time.
After a while one of the dudes suddenly disappears out to take a puke. He’s delivering the deal, and when the job is done, he looks through the tears in his eyes, and realizes that the substance, which he just gave to the ground, looks totally similar to Russian salad.
He storms in to tell the other mates what a madlad he indeed is.

Dudes: “PETE! Where have you goddamn been?! All of a sudden you just disappeared.”

Pete: “Sike, just gave the ground my homemade russian salad”

Dudes: “Ahh fair man”

by J-man The oneliner January 16, 2022

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Sajid

sajid is an independent and sometimes responsible guy. He is kind, funny, good looking, and loyal. He is the type of person to always have your back no matter what happens. He loves making people laugh and smile. He has a great passion for girls and respects them. He does not get upset all the time and gives people second chances. He has a smile like no one else can have.

Sajid you have a great smile

by Anonymous. W ho April 4, 2018

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bush said

Euphemism for a lie. When a statement begins with the words "president bush said X", it can be interpreted as "X is a lie".

bush said there are WMD's in Iraq
bush said he did not kill Iraqi's for oil
bush said he was not involved with 9/11
bush said no prisoners were tortured in abu ghraib
bush said the U.S. is not in a recession

by tellthetruth February 28, 2008

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Windy City Salad

The act of licking the anus and it's surrounding areas while the receiver lets loose a mixture of gases that are byproducts of the digestion process known as flatulence.

Your mom asked if she could toss my salad. I told her I had 3 supreme tacos and double beef burrito for lunch. Therefor it will be of the Windy City Salad variety.

by RoundhouseKick September 24, 2009

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saidah

Sah-ee-dAH A very fun, loving girl. Usually very insecure when she doesn't need to be; very emotional when it comes to certain subjects. Gives great, useful advice, and will not let anyone disrespect her. She is quiet when first met, but spontaneous when you get to know her. Can get very easily bored. May act weird sometimes.

"Saidah has a beautiful smile! She's so cool"

by boredomes June 14, 2014

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