A woman far too old to be a cougar, who even though she no longer has IT, continues to pile on makeup and chase much younger men. Martha Raye was an example of a true saber-toothed tiger when she scored that gay guy before dying.
Dude, I banged a saber-toothed tiger this weekend. She popped her teeth out, blew me and then gave me some milk and cookies after we finished up in the sack.
by Justin Goff March 1, 2009
Get the saber-toothed tiger mug.Little did she know as we drove through Kemmerer that the saber-tooth crotch crickets I gave her had their origin in the cathouse up on the hill.
by grandmalseizure May 1, 2005
Get the saber-toothed crotch cricket mug.The only logical explanation for the instant and sudden need to scratch your balls that you can explain to women.
"I couldn't help it, honey! I had to scratch! It was the Saber-Toothed Crotch Crickets! You know, tiny little buggers with these giant teeth that just randomly sink their teeth into my sack! Hafta itch that!"
by Blitz77 May 21, 2010
Get the Saber-Toothed Crotch Crickets mug.AKA adult pubic lice or crabs, saber-toothed crotch crickets are parasites. These insects are generally found in the crotchal area and they may cause itching.
Little Billy gave the town hooker $25 and all he had to show for it were some saber-toothed crotch crickets.
by BigP July 2, 2005
Get the saber-toothed crotch cricket mug.by dcubed20 February 23, 2005
Get the saber - toothed mug.A female species who is much older than a puma, and even beyond a cougar. This is an woman classified as a senior citizen (65+) who frequents dive bars to get lucky with a significantly younger gentleman. She is usually spotted in her native habitat, dark seedy bars on the wrong side of town drinking vodka by the pint.
by EmilyMSchmidt December 19, 2008
Get the Saber Toothed Tigress mug.When you wake up the morning after a night that you do not remember with bite marks on your weiner not remembering who put them there.
by TSG-STM members October 17, 2008
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