one of sams bad ideas

An idea that when proposed can immediately be seen as prone for inevitable and spectacular failure usually involving Sam and Madden sitting in the back of a police divvy van giving each other a hug.
Douchebags such as Sam and Madden often proceed with the bad idea blindly, and so far have a 100% fuck up rate in regards to sams bad ideas.

Sam - "Hey madden, wanna go to frankston tonight and get neuteured?"
Madden - "Oh hell yeah"
Mr. Davies - "Fuck up you guys are fucken dicks this is another one of sams bad ideas"

by The Madden December 16, 2008

Mama Sams

Asian word for a
woman who takes care take of prostitutes
at a bar brothel or go-go bar. Her duties will also include recommending special services handling complaints

Since I wanted special services I gave a nice big tip to the Mama sams

by Porcaline fishead August 1, 2008

Tesla Sams

A thiccc hoe who goes from guy to guy because she’s too insecure to actually believes someone likes her. She’s the human embodiment of a retarded golden retriever. And looks like she would be a cheerleader but lacks the requirements to do so. She’s so desperate to have a BF that she goes from a hobbit to an emo in less than for months.

I pulled a Tesla Sams. I broke up with a guy because he treated me right then spent a year chasing after a guy who treated me like garbage.

by TheVilleTea August 12, 2019

finnie sams niggie

finnie is sams niggie

hi finnie sams niggie

by tittycock June 20, 2021

Fantastic sams

Where you cum in a girl's hair and then style it with your dick

Do I work at fantastic Sams or did I just style the shit out of that girl's hair?!

by Libushe July 17, 2023

samsong

SamSong is a creepy Chinese assassin who lives in the mystical land know as down under. He eats a lot and in approximately 20 years he will have eaten all the spicy chicken in the entire world. Not to be confused with SamSung TV's, he also hates the brand Sonny.

Ohhh Sh*t its SamSong hide yo wife, hide yo kids, hide yo spicy chicken!

by Daniel (see definiton) February 10, 2014

Samskara

Samskara is a concept that all beings have past impressions resulting from previous lives and/or experiences that judges or guides one’s present actions, shapes one’s personality, and directs one’s life.
There are three types of Samskaras. Inborn, imposed, and acquired. Inborn are samskaras carried from one's past life (lives) and into the present life. Imposed are samskaras that are brought upon through a young age from one's parents and surroundings. Acquired samskaras are created from experiences and actions taken by one through out his/her life.

Samskara is the driving force of this Time-space reality, and everyone subject to this realm.

by Seraph Spiritualis October 18, 2010