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Swiss'ed Up

Getting unnecessarilly hammered with no regard for consequences or prior comitments to work or social events yet maintaining a certain level of dignity and functionality in society.
Guy 1- "Dude, Its friday night, i have court in the morning, i dont care, im getting SWISSED UP tonight kid."

Guy 2- " I was Swiss'ed up today while i was performing open heart surgery, i dont think they knew"
by BGeezy29 April 11, 2011
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Swiss Shitter

A term describing overpriced Swiss made beater watches that cater to people with issues (e.g. inferiority complex, erectile dysfunction, cuckoldry, massive overdose of Hodinkee content) poor knowledge at best about the wonders of true horology spearheaded by superior Japanese watchmaking.
"How's your journey as a watch aficionado doing?"
- "I'm done with dark turtlenecks and Swiss shitters. I'll better be starting to sell hommage watches that look like cheap ones. Ok ciao."
by Grand Seiko Owner November 30, 2022
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Hung Swiss

Hungover or faded (off of drugs) as fuck. So fucked up from the night before.
Bro, I’m hung swiss right now! Yeah i got drunk and did some molly last night...
by dthapskii February 22, 2021
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Swiss retard

1. A person with intense concentration but lacking in intelligence to grasp the problem / situation at hand.

2. Extremely annoying well meaning person who cannot infer, differentiate or recognize paradox. Generally caused by cultural isolation and in-breeding.

3. A person who oversimplifies a problem or situation in such a way thereby masking the problem at hand.

4. A extremely dumb person, who is surrounded by other extremely dumb persons and therefore can only view the world in a dump-consensus.
Michael cannot understand that people have different ways
of doing the same thing. He is such a swiss retard.

The man at the checkout was so irritating, he kept asking me the same question over and over with a sick psycho smile.
What a swiss retard!

The man driving gave extra gas when he saw people were crossing the street against the light, was a typical swiss retard.
by gbradssg hujwsmu January 1, 2012
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swisha sweet

slang for a swisher sweet cigar which is emptied and filled with marijuana
say fool,pass me a swisha sweet i wanna get lit up.
by htwon-jon May 16, 2006
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Swish

Something extremely awesome, impressive and satisfying, much like hearing a swish when you shoot in basketball.
Wow, these shoes are so comfortable and stylish. Pretty damn swish.
by MrWaffles March 4, 2014
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Swishahouse

Swishahouse Records is an independant record company which started in northern Houston in the late 1990s.
They made "chopped and screwed" music popular in northern Houston after other record companies started the music style in southern Houston.
They have held record deals with artists like Chamillionare, Mike Jones, and have a record deal with Paul Wall.
Swishahouse Records is da shit!
by Crazy Hardcore Ninja September 28, 2006
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