sucks to be you 

A phrase which expresses mild sympathy for the plight of another, while implying greater relief that those circumstances have befallen someone other than the speaker.

The phrase is the American translation of the German 'schadenfreude', which denotes actual pleasure in the suffering of another.

Wow, dude, she gave you herpes? Sucks to be you...

sucks to be you by MikeyT June 18, 2004

sucks to suck 

v: when you do something that causes you to fail or something bad to happen to you.

Dude: Wow I forgot to do my Spanish.

Bro: Well sucks to suck.

sucks to suck by A bromosexual. March 14, 2010

sucks noodles 

A phrase to funnily describe something as bad.

Jimmy: George bush is awesome

bob: George bush sucks noodles.

OR

Fred: Ps3 is the best thing ever

Timmy: PS3 sucks noodles

sucks noodles by owenowenowenowen December 26, 2008

sucks at life

Someone or something that is a terrible waste of life/space/time, and is all-around shitty.

"that guy sucks at life"

sucks at life by Ashley December 1, 2003

sucks the meat 

when something sucks worse than just plain sucking. cannot be used loosely.

*Gavin on the phone with his girlfriend*

Him: hun i can't believe your brothers gave you chicken pox. are you feeling any better.

Her: yeah a little, but being stuck in bed sucks the meat!

sucks the meat by sammie&manny4evs August 1, 2011

sucks wang 

what you say when something sucks bigtime

1. "aw man this sucks wang"

or

2. "oh shit bill clinton sucks wang"

or

3. "oh fuck bush also sucks wang,but not as big a wang as clinton be suckin"

sucks wang by billclinton666 September 12, 2005

Sucks to your Auntie 

Another way of saying, "Yo MAMA!" or "Yo FACE!" but a tad bit classier and intelligent as this phrase appears in the novel by William Golding, 'Lord of the Flies.' Also can be used for "Sucks to your ass-mar!" also a famous phrase from 'Lord of the Flies'

Girl: "Ew, you're so ugly!"
British guy: "Sucks to your auntie!"

Guy: "Damn! I lost to a level 3 noob again!"
British guy: "Sucks to your auntie!"

Sucks to your Auntie by Lovemesomechicken October 27, 2009