stonks

Literally stocks but just pronounced so wrong and utterly retarded

A: "How much money you makin?"
B: "stonks"

stonks by somerandomretard November 14, 2022

Stonks

Internet mass misspelling of ‘stocks’. Said when you got a big profit.

Steve jobs hires Sculley
Steve jobs was fired by Sculley in 1985
Steve jobs founded NeXT
Steve jobs sold NeXT to apple for $429M
Steve jobs fires Gil Amelio, Former CEO of Apple after Steve jobs was fired
Steve jobs: stonks

Stonks by minecraft_volume_beta January 6, 2023

Stönks

Derived from stonks, stönks is a verb, as well as an adjective and a noun. In that way, it is a very rare and multi purposeful word. When stönks is used as an adjective, it means epic. In verb form, stönks takes in the meaning of fucking. In this form it’s used in the common phrase, “I stonked your mom”. When used as a noun, it is used in the phrase of, “That’s stönks, babey”.

*Doesn’t get waffles*
*Steals a canoe and a golden chair and puts them in a washroom*
That’s stönks babey (noun)

I told Jimmy that his cat is going to die a horrible, slow, painful death.
Well, that’s not very stönks of you (adjective)

Good news, you’re gonna have a little sibling!
What! How’s that possible?
I stönked your mom (verb)

Stönks by Roots 2019 October 17, 2019

Stönks

Derived from stonks, stönks is a verb, as well as an adjective and a noun. In that way, it is a very rare and multi purposeful word. When stönks is used as an adjective, it means epic. In verb form, stönks takes in the meaning of fucking. In this form it’s used in the common phrase, “I stonked your mom”. When used as a noun, it is used in the phrase of, “That’s stönks, babey”.

*Doesn’t get waffles*

*Steals a canoe and a golden chair and puts them in a washroom*

That’s stönks babey (noun)

I told Jimmy that his cat is going to die a horrible, slow, painful death.

Well, that’s not very stönks of you (adjective)

Good news, you’re gonna have a little sibling!

What! How’s that possible?

I stönked your mom (verb)

Stönks by Roots 2019 October 17, 2019

Stönks

Derived from stonks, stönks is a verb, as well as an adjective and a noun. In that way, it is a very rare and multi purposeful word. When stönks is used as an adjective, it means epic. In verb form, stönks takes in the meaning of fucking. In this form it’s used in the common phrase, “I stonked your mom”. When used as a noun, it is used in the phrase of, “That’s stönks, babey”.

*Misses waffles at the lodge*
*Steals a canoe and a golden chair and puts them in a washroom*
That’s stönks babey (noun)

I told Jimmy that his cat is going to die a horrible, slow, painful death.
Well, that’s not very stönks of you (adjective)

Good news, you’re gonna have a little sibling!
What! How’s that possible?
I stönked your mom (verb)

Stönks by Roots 2019 October 21, 2019

Stonks man

Stonks man is the face and body used in stonks memes. Even though there are other words used in stonks memes, there is always the same stonks man.

Your mom gets turned on by Stonks man

Stonks man by Panagakis42069 March 17, 2022