stonks

A set of man fruits, love spudsbollocksgooliesknackers
he had a set of stonks like a fighters speed ball
by Rudis May 4, 2006
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stonk

A fecal or flatulent smell that will not dissipate.
I was enveloped in my own stonk.
by ken dressler August 6, 2003
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Stonks

The stonkiest stonks are the best ones
Mmm yes stonks
by 6199357N1994 August 28, 2019
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by ThatLonelyPerson0 December 14, 2019
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stonk

a black genital that is so heavy it rips the human ball sack
"I will eat youre stonk" -Gandi
by Michael Lee 2.0 September 27, 2018
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Stonked

To be severely Stoned, usually accompanied by being drunk but not always.

To get Stonked or Stonkered you need to have smoked plenty of Weed or Cannabis either in Spliffs or Bongs etc
Tim: Dude I'm absolutely f**king Stonked!
Daz: Dude me too, no more spliff for me I'll chuck a Whitie!
by Snoodbanger December 27, 2006
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Stonk On

An insanely hard morning wood that won't go down
Sharpie - "Oi wid I had a right stonk on this morning"

Wid- "Nah that's a walnut no wonder she won't put out"
by Sharpie&Wid February 26, 2018
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