stonedalicious

Description of a (often average) food or beverage, artificially enhanced by the use of marijuana.

Fratboy: "Dude. This is the most stonedalicious toast I've ever eaten!"

by DanoNYC February 28, 2007

Styled On

When you are being extremely embarrassed and disrespected in a very personal way. Examples explain it better: The principle in Ferris Bueller's Day Off, those high school kids that had to guard Lebron as a senior, Ryan Leaf's life.

Wow that girl styled on me by saying she didn't know who I was.

by Beanie and the Boys December 18, 2008

stole my said

saying something a friend or other person told you they were about to say, and calling it your own

Friend: hey, should i tell him i think he's cute?

you: hey, i think you're cute!

friend: hey! you stole my said!

by jill diiorio January 24, 2007

Stolen bike

noun. A bike that someone with no job and no money has taken from someone else, claiming it for themselves. Usually found being ridden by a hobo, or in the garage of a a marijuana grow-op in a shitty one horse town.

The Fuzz found my motherfucking stolen bike in the garage of some stupid nigger's grow op in Pemberton BC

by sdkhgas April 19, 2006

bitch stole my fish

The caption of a photo of a young boy glaring -- for lack of a better description, the face is impossibly funny -- at a slightly older girl holding what appears to be a freshly caught fish. Colloquially, the phrase can be used in reference to a woman who has taken something, or just as a general exclamation.

(Retelling an altercation with one's girlfriend)
A: ...and so she just took that shit from me. Man, was I pissed. Fuckin' bitch stole my fish.
B: You gotta stand up for yourself, man. Tell ya what, no fuckin' way I let that bitch steal MY fish.

(or, alternatively... while playing Madden)
A: Oh, FUCK, bitch stole my fish!
B: That's right, bitch, pick six.

by whit-tastic January 1, 2009

Stoned

The state of total nirvana.
feeling completely on top of the world.
when you cant think right. forget things in 4 minutes. super hungry. laughing at everything. talking in a weird voice.

Person- man im so stoned. ON FUCK WHERE ARE MY HANDS?

Person- What the meanings of toenails, man?
Person #2- Dude you are stoned.

by Probation Kills August 9, 2008

stolex

A Rolex watch that has been stolen, and now the thief is currently wearing the Rolex.

"Yo, check out that fool's Stolex."

by üb3r 1337 April 16, 2005