Talking or singing like Scott Stapp, the lead singer of post grunge band Creed. There are three basic guidelines for proper Stapp Speak:
1) the mouth must be shaped to pronounce "R" at all times. 2) The last vowel of most words the Stapp Speaker uses must be substituted with "errah", "err", or "eeya". Translated into Stapp Speak: Therrah lerrast vowerrl errahf merahst werrahds therrah Sterrahp Speakerrah userrahs merrust berrah substituterrahed with "errah", "err", or "eeya". This rule may be omitted to certain words by the Stapp Speaker's own judgment. 3) When all else fails, just make it sound stupid.
Singing in this voice can at worst lead to vocal damage and at best make everyone hate your band.
1) the mouth must be shaped to pronounce "R" at all times. 2) The last vowel of most words the Stapp Speaker uses must be substituted with "errah", "err", or "eeya". Translated into Stapp Speak: Therrah lerrast vowerrl errahf merahst werrahds therrah Sterrahp Speakerrah userrahs merrust berrah substituterrahed with "errah", "err", or "eeya". This rule may be omitted to certain words by the Stapp Speaker's own judgment. 3) When all else fails, just make it sound stupid.
Singing in this voice can at worst lead to vocal damage and at best make everyone hate your band.
by Nick Elward December 6, 2010
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A great song by the fictional band HTT (Houkago Tea Time or Afterschool Tea Time) from the anime K-On!.
A great song by the fictional band HTT (Houkago Tea Time or Afterschool Tea Time) from the anime K-On!.
Person 1: That guitar riff in My Love Is A Stapler is neat, right?
Person 2: It was a little tough to learn though....
Person 3: Cheh... it was way too easy....
Person 2: It was a little tough to learn though....
Person 3: Cheh... it was way too easy....
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Get the stapler mug.1) When a person places a link to an audio or video clip of "Higher" by Creed, claiming it to be something entirely different.
2) The case may also arise during an event or conversation when a person randomly begins playing or singing the song to unsuspecting victims.
2) The case may also arise during an event or conversation when a person randomly begins playing or singing the song to unsuspecting victims.
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