Jacob Standen

A man child and lover of all things Marvel. Able to watch the same trailer breakdown video for several hours. Confronting such person will spike an angry and unjustified outburst. Be warned, removing his hat or commenting on him crying at the end of a film will cause him to be triggered.

"What's he watching?"
"Him? That's Jacob Standen"

by RedRocketRobb June 12, 2017

standemonium

Adj: the state of sheer abject indifference in a large non-seated crowd

1. He could smell the standemonium as soon as he stepped into the Town Meeting Hall Pre-Meeting Mixer
2. This gathering will require at least a small amount of standemonium in order to keep our audience awake
3. William could not understand the sweeping standemonium in announcing 17 new flavors of the same operating system at Yawnfest3000

by dorkusmaximus May 1, 2011

Stranded in the Shower Room

When one is stranded in the bathroom without an toilet paper and must rely on others for help or waddle over to get some toilet paper somewhere else.

Bob: Dude, thanks, I was totally stranded in the shower room!

Randy: You know I always help my homies out!

by green_hoodies June 7, 2013

STANDIDOPE

Good ass drugs (weed, cocaine, heroin)

Man, this is some crazy STANDIDOPE! I’m trippin!

by MyMainManJacobRonnie March 11, 2019

Stangedinkle

A fanboy/girl who's sole purpose in life is to impersonate 'tiktok' culture. They are often born in the year 2000 or later

My cousin is a Stangedinkle, all he does is follow what's online

by Ghostwrider November 23, 2021

Belt Sanded

When you get a rash on your face from going down on a woman with bush stubble.

"What happened to your face?"
"I went down on this girl last night with a scratchy bush and go belt sanded."

by Sophie111222 May 2, 2014

Door stander

People who stand in a door way blocking other people to get through without knowing

Guy 1- what?!, what are those guys doing?
Guy 2- i don't know dude, they must be door standers

by Butthole fuck August 8, 2016