Stand Up Guy

Someone who won't give up anything under interrogation.
Standing up to questioning.

Cop: Awright asshole, where'd you get that illegal substance?
Guy: I dunno what that is or how it got there. Never seen it before.
Cop: Oh yeah? We're gonna lock up up and throw away the key if you don't tell us where you got that stuff.
Guy: I don't know NOTHIN' about it!

Dig it, you are a stand up guy!

by Straight Shooter October 01, 2007

kamikaze stand-up

When the comedian ends his or her set by blowing their brains out all over the audience.

And Bill ended his kamikaze stand-up routine with a final salutation, "Thanks for coming out folks - I hope you all had a great time...*blam*"

by Darren Casella February 27, 2007

stand up check

something you do with the boys to see if anyone's got a boner

*someone says something horny*
"ayo stand up check"

by peepolaugh November 23, 2020

Stand up guy

Michael Franzese

Hey man! Have you heard of Michael Franzese?

Are you kidding? He’s the definition of a stand up guy!

Oh, my bad!
It’s ok. Fuggetaboutit!

by Gonzorino September 09, 2020

Stand-up guy

What a quadriplegic isn't.

*John sees quadriplegic commit good deed*
John: Hey bud, you're a real stand-up guy!
Quadriplegic: ...

by eyyyy guy November 16, 2010

stand-up-for-jesus

short hairstyle popular among 18-24 year-old gay men (mostly overly made-up club goers) -- heavy use of gel or palmade resulting in a small, stiff tussle of hair (sometimes with blond streaks) in front.

"He can't be too straight-acting with that mighty stand-up-for-jesus."

by plsg March 14, 2003

stand-up decision

1. a conclusion or judgment made after smoking too much marijuana and standing up from one's sedentary position

2. the altered choice to remain stationary after having smoked too marijuana and standing up with the intention of going somewhere

3. a decision made after realizing one has smoked too much marijuana and is consequently too lethargic to move

Gosh Julia, that sure was a stand-up decision we made to not go to the museum. Let's smoke some more!

by sixchairs October 13, 2007