splashback

When you take a crap and the water splashes your anus.

I was on the toilet today and then I had a splashback

by Ianandrew November 14, 2006

splashback

The fear of your shit splashing the toilet's contents up on your ass.

I had to take a shit, so I went into the gas station bathroom, but I couldn't go for fear of splashback.

by Shaqburger July 1, 2003

Splashback

Urine that bounces off the back of a urinal covering the your arms in a fine mist of pee.

Hey lets go hug monica," Sure let me wipe this splashback off first" "Gross man that's why I use the stall!

by Ireallyamforever August 3, 2010

Bill's Sweatback

Bill Marty Mart's small, yet meager, former vehicle that lacked proper air conditioning abilities. It was inevitable to experience a sweatback when riding in it.

Bill drinks a gallon of gatorade and takes off his shirt prior to driving home in Bill's sweatback.

by Klottski December 24, 2008

Sweatback

A vehicle lacking proper air conditioner function. Typically, a jalopy, or otherwise embarrassingly mal-conditioned vehicle. The result of riding in said vehicle is the dreaded sweatback, or sweaty back syndrome.

Bill drinks a gallon of gatorade and takes off his shirt before driving home in his sweatback.

by Jraczkow December 24, 2008

Sweatback

Crossfit cultist or other fitness obsessives that show up in restaurants or grocery stores wearing their sweaty gym clothes.

There must be a gym nearby, this Whole Foods is full of sweatbacks.

by heartajack May 10, 2014

acid splashback

When you go for a turd after someone puts bleach in the toilet and you get a stingy cornhole

"Dude, Aw, Acid Splashback"
"I don't know how to tell you this, but you have a serious case of acid splashback"

by sam, jonny, james August 9, 2006