Spider

Call someone a spider either means that they are creepy or scary. Also if you say "they are spidering me" Then that means that they are creeping you out

"Omg you are such a spider"

by a_RaNdOm_GiRlY101 April 21, 2019

spider

a creature from the depths of hell that shan't be trifled with. It is a reincarnation of satan himself with 8 legs and 8 eyes. He can smell your fear, he can smell your soul. If one comes into contact with said beast. Respond by running away and setting the area around it on fire.

"Ahhh! a spider what a horrible beast!" *sets house on fire*

by ynaffit sedohr December 18, 2014

Spider

The most useless creatures on earth. They are eight legged freaks whose only purpose on this earth are to terrify the piss out of humans so much that they had to name a phobia after it... ARACHNOPHOBIA.

Jaime finally got some sense and unloaded a clip of air soft bullets on the useless spider.

by BNEW3702 October 27, 2008

Spider

Spawned from satan's butthole, a close in counter with these creatures are sure to put you into shock for 1 or more hours.

Hey Timmy I saw a house that spontaneously caught on fire in this area do you know who's house it was?

Yeah it was mine

Jesus I'm so sorry man

Don't be I found a nest of spiders in my bedroom and had to take the neccisary steps to cleanse my house.

Ahh ic I jet u man

by Natasha2790 November 22, 2016

spider

something bored students make by sticking saples in a pencil eraser and throwing it on the school cieling so it can stick and annoy the teachers.

Did ya count how many spiders where on the celing today? ~ Me

by Dirge February 15, 2005

spider

The act of keeping your dick hard when in the process of masturbating (burning one off). Accomplished by cupping your hand and letting your fingers hang resembling that of a spider and stroking the head up and down with your fingertips. AKA The Spider

When you are in the restroom and someone comes in and you were masturbating. In order to keep your dick hard (quietly) until they leave, you would use the spider.

by Chew Dogg December 28, 2005

spider

When a guy sticks his thumb up a girl's ass from behind (likely while fucking her doggy style) and lets his fingers rest on her upper ass/lower back (possibly tapping his fingers making it even weirder). This makes it seem to her as though a giant spider is crawling up her ass. Most likely done by inexperienced individuals.

Jen: So I heard you fucked Joe? How was he?
Jamie: Uhhh...ok I guess, he kinda weirded me out by doing the spider though.
Jen: Fuckin amateur, lets make out.

by Gamblar December 9, 2008