Pronunciation:
spaghetti/spəˈɡɛti/

The feed of the Gods.

Since acient times Spaghetti has been consumed by the common people as a way to get closer to our deities .
The usage of Spaghetti has however been lost, so has the knowledge of the Gods.
Nowadays we only feed on Spaghetti to get nutriens. This is sin and you will go to hell after you die.

The italians say they invented Spaghetti, this is true. They created it for the Gods 6000 b.c.

Person 1: Oh, you are eating some Spaghetti?
Person 2: Yeah, would you care for some?
Person 1: Cursed be thyne family for thou hast sinned.
Person 2: What the fuck?

Spaghetti by Harikjay February 5, 2019

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Spaghetti

Yummy noodley deliciousness

Mom: I just made sum spaghetti
me: (SOUNDS OF APPROVAL)

Spaghetti by MoltenGarbage June 14, 2019

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Spaghetti

It's always the spaghetti!

Always the damn spaghetti!

Spaghetti by TerryLovesYogurt August 4, 2019

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spaghetti

slup.slup.slup.
spaghetti is long wet bead, with sauce.
if you eat spaghetti with meat you gay.. jk
and I op, sksksksk
(the sauce must be vegan or is life stable?)

the spaghetti fell out of my pocket when I dropped hydroflask, and I opp sksksksk and that's the tea sis.

spaghetti by AND I OPP September 6, 2019

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