A ragey egg that loves to play fortnite, spend money from his mums credit card, hand out with gingers and call people "gay"
by TerryLovesYogurt August 04, 2019
Gets friction burn from walking barefoot, smells like a tennis ball, looks like a cup of herbal tea, greats people by "top of the morning" owns a sperm bank and his son will undoubtedly be black.
by TerryLovesYogurt August 04, 2019
Arsenal fan, although has a picture on his wall of Steven Gerrard eating a pot noodle. Watches antiques roadshow with his mum. Eats crumpets in 3 bites.
Thinks a circle has 8 sides, and once ate a pot of vasaline because apparently "My insides felt squishy"
Thinks a circle has 8 sides, and once ate a pot of vasaline because apparently "My insides felt squishy"
by TerryLovesYogurt August 06, 2019
by TerryLovesYogurt August 04, 2019
A very skilful football player and basketball play. He's the guy micheal jordan won't 1v1. He also smells purple. Sounds like the chef that give you food poisoning.
by TerryLovesYogurt August 04, 2019
Hey Marcus, I don't love you
by TerryLovesYogurt August 04, 2019