Definitions by TerryLovesYogurt

Scott 

Arsenal fan, although has a picture on his wall of Steven Gerrard eating a pot noodle. Watches antiques roadshow with his mum. Eats crumpets in 3 bites.
Thinks a circle has 8 sides, and once ate a pot of vasaline because apparently "My insides felt squishy"

Omg did Scott just eat vasaline

Don't worry his insides are squishy

Scott by TerryLovesYogurt August 6, 2019

Scott 

A ragey egg that loves to play fortnite, spend money from his mums credit card, hand out with gingers and call people "gay"

Scott give me that spoon you egg

Scott by TerryLovesYogurt August 4, 2019

Marcus 

The perfect name for a gold fish you don't love.

Hey Marcus, I don't love you

Marcus by TerryLovesYogurt August 4, 2019

Dillon 

A very skilful football player and basketball play. He's the guy micheal jordan won't 1v1. He also smells purple. Sounds like the chef that give you food poisoning.

Omg I think dillon smells yellow

Shut up nerd it's totally purple.

Dillon by TerryLovesYogurt August 4, 2019

Scott 

Gets friction burn from walking barefoot, smells like a tennis ball, looks like a cup of herbal tea, greats people by "top of the morning" owns a sperm bank and his son will undoubtedly be black.

Look at Scott's son he's back but him and his wife our white.

Scott by TerryLovesYogurt August 4, 2019

Terry

Terry loves yogurt!

Terry loves yogurt!

Terry by TerryLovesYogurt August 4, 2019

Spaghetti 

It's always the spaghetti!

Always the damn spaghetti!

Spaghetti by TerryLovesYogurt August 4, 2019