by MaEsXiCa0n9 July 30, 2008
Get the soamf mug.Smile On My Face - a more accurate substitute for the chat abbreviation "lol (Laughing Out Loud). Developed due to the realisation that many uses of "lol" do not coincide with actual "laughing out loud."
by JoeThom November 17, 2009
Get the somf mug.The act of sitting on your soulmates face (sit.on.my.face) in an effort to relax yourself in a comfortable seated position because your exhausted from all shit you've had to deal with through your current husband(s).
Mary: I'm so tired I can't wait to just sit down.
Vin: Stop by baby gurl and SOMF. I just cleaned up the mess from last night.
Vin: Stop by baby gurl and SOMF. I just cleaned up the mess from last night.
by Whiteboyprobz May 17, 2017
Get the SOMF mug.An acronym that was expanded on during a conversation by a small group of friends in the mid 80s in Spring Valley CALIFORNIA. It was derived from many sayings, quotes, and jokes. "what did the girl say to pinocchio when he she sat on his face- LIE TO ME LIE TO ME"...."mustache rides 50 cents"...."as long as I have a face, you have a place to sit"...."S.O.M.F.- Sit On My Face". In the conversation of retelling those jokes and acronyms I added "and spin" and the Acronym "S.O.M.F.A.S.- Sit On My Face And Spin" was born. it was later used as the name and prefix to names of my World of Warcraft characters in November of 2011 and beyond. I kept it a secret except for a few friends since it wasn't anywhere on the internet, until now. The name Somfas (as a world of warcraft character name) has been recognized on forums and in game as a Twink, albeit a scrub, since 2011 and is still known and associated with many aspects of the game in good ways and bad, depending on who you ask.
by Somfas October 23, 2017
Get the Somfas mug.“Sit On My Mother Fucking Face”
It’s similar to SOMF but much more forward and aggressive and the Sitting motion should not be gentle AT ALL if the extra “M” and “F” are in play. In fact the person sitting on the face should try to K.O. The person below for using SOMMFF instead of SOMF
ADDITIONAL RULES:
If “SOMMFF” is ever used then the person it was said to has the right to put their whole butt on the face of the person that said it at any time for the rest of their natural lives.
The Person “SOMMFF” was said to has the right to commandeer the vehicle of the person that said it once a day granted that prior to the exchanging of the Drivers seat and/or keys they sit on the Face of the person that initially said “SOMMFF” for 30 seconds timed.
Lastly, The person that said “SOMMFF” must buy the person they said it to food once a day if they request it. The person “SOMMFF” was said to can choose the location and the food but it must be priced at 6:50 or less. The person that said “SOMMFF” may choose wether the food is ordered for there or to go. For this rule to take effect (NOT OPTIONAL) The person “SOMMFF” was said to must sit on the persons who said it’s face for the entire time while they eat while only giving them short breaks for air.
SOMMFF is an ancient set of Karma Binding laws designed to make a bitch out of anyone dumb enough to use it
It’s similar to SOMF but much more forward and aggressive and the Sitting motion should not be gentle AT ALL if the extra “M” and “F” are in play. In fact the person sitting on the face should try to K.O. The person below for using SOMMFF instead of SOMF
ADDITIONAL RULES:
If “SOMMFF” is ever used then the person it was said to has the right to put their whole butt on the face of the person that said it at any time for the rest of their natural lives.
The Person “SOMMFF” was said to has the right to commandeer the vehicle of the person that said it once a day granted that prior to the exchanging of the Drivers seat and/or keys they sit on the Face of the person that initially said “SOMMFF” for 30 seconds timed.
Lastly, The person that said “SOMMFF” must buy the person they said it to food once a day if they request it. The person “SOMMFF” was said to can choose the location and the food but it must be priced at 6:50 or less. The person that said “SOMMFF” may choose wether the food is ordered for there or to go. For this rule to take effect (NOT OPTIONAL) The person “SOMMFF” was said to must sit on the persons who said it’s face for the entire time while they eat while only giving them short breaks for air.
SOMMFF is an ancient set of Karma Binding laws designed to make a bitch out of anyone dumb enough to use it
Her: Hey Daddy 😜 what do you want to do tonight?
Him: SOMMFF
Her: *Sits On his face til he passes out then finds his keys and wallet and takes his car to McDonalds after loading him in the trunk or after sticking his head up through the back of the driver seat so she can keep sitting on that face while she drives*
Him: *Muffled Screams*
*****^^^This is a Prime Example^^^*****
Him: SOMMFF
Her: *Sits On his face til he passes out then finds his keys and wallet and takes his car to McDonalds after loading him in the trunk or after sticking his head up through the back of the driver seat so she can keep sitting on that face while she drives*
Him: *Muffled Screams*
*****^^^This is a Prime Example^^^*****
by The God of Terms & Phrases January 21, 2018
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